If The MCU Were Real Everyone Would Make Memes Abt Spider-man Being Their Unemployed Friend. Who Else

if the MCU were real everyone would make memes abt spider-man being their unemployed friend. who else has time to be swinging from building to building at 3pm on a tuesday. Who else could randomly go to fight in Germany with no issues.

Spider-Man? no, that’s george. People would send each other videos of spider-man, being like “this you?”

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Random worldbuilding: A culture where everyone's social status is expressed through how their hair is braided.

Children all have the same kind of a simple, unisex "child's braid" which is meant for their parents to be easy to do - traditionally boys were only taught how to do a "wife's braid" while women braid both their husbands and their children, but a modern man is naturally an attentive father and contributes to both cleaning and feeding, and clothing and braiding his children.

While this kind of knowledge is more accessible in the modern age, the art of braiding is still seen as an intimate family thing, and it's not unusual for a youth to come out to their parents by the way of braids - for example a daughter asking her father to teach her how to do the "wife's braid", or a son asking her mother how to weave the "husband braid" for their future spouse. Or a trans kid asking their parents to give them the other gender's braid when it's time to transition from the child braid into the "unmarried youth" one.

It is nonetheless still somewhat common to see an older gay man with a "wife's braid" or two older women both wearing "husband braids", because that was the only way they were taught to braid a future partner's hair when they were young. They could learn the "appropriate" braid now, but it has become a part of the culture, an old-fashioned gay thing to do. It's pride - if you wear this braid to show that you're an adult with a spouse, why try to hide who braids your hair every morning?

The only braid that one is expected to do on themselves is the widow's braid - the only one that is also unisex, braided in reverse from the simple children's braid. Sometimes, young unmarried adults who have no interest in starting a family switch directly into wearing a widow's braid to signify that they are not looking for a partner and are independent adults on their own.


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astarion: to think, gale's had this devastating orb within himself the entire time, but only just mentioned it? who'd keep a secret like that from his friends?

tav: so you agree? that gale is your friend?

Astarion: To Think, Gale's Had This Devastating Orb Within Himself The Entire Time, But Only Just Mentioned

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1 year ago

the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline


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imagine youre about to go down on miss piggy and you get down there and frank oz punches you in the face


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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

Anytime I See A Bunch Of Pride Flags I Have To Restrain Myself From Saying "where Mexico" Bc I Doubt

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