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move-in day 🎞️

My favorite DC artists

Simone Di Meo

Gabriel Picolo

Jorge Corona

Dan Mora

Bruno Redondo

Travis Moore

Daniele Di Nicuolo

Nico Bascuñán (his Jason is everything)

such a pretty boy

When I tell you I screeched in sheer panic. I felt like a Trojan whos totally unsuspicious wooden horse offering burr open to reveal an army bent on destroying you.

Mr. Jalapeno YESTERDAY: The Wisdom Saga will come out in the next few months! Most likely smetime before the end of the year, but no promises!😉

Me: Oh ok, that seems reasonable. This saga sounds REALLY packed.

Mr. Jalapeno TODAY: The Wisdom Saga is coming out in 21 days.

Me: *panics in Winionese*

who gave you the right to be so beautiful, sir

Bruce: How can you afford this on a reporters salary?

Clark: Oh Lex owes me child support.

Bruce: What?

Clark: Yeah, any damage Kon causes as superboy I mark as “after school activities.”

Buckle up children, cause I have a short story.

It just happened this week. It all started with some guy. This person placed in order for a new Bible. Nothing out of the ordinary. But when they get the package, they realize that this was not the Bible they ordered from Amazon. Oh no, it’s this.

Now once this picture is posted, everyone starts explaining what the book actually is, what Gravity Falls is and giving recommendations in overall they’re taking it really well .

Now this isn’t the funny part. Sure, getting the complete opposite of the Bible is one thing but then this happens…

 you couldn’t write better material than this. It’s been verified to be authentic story. The entire Gravity Falls Sub Reddit has gone wild over this.

Headcanon that the batfam has a Samsung smart refrigerator or whatever it's called, and it is used entirely for doing work while in the kitchen. There has been justice league meetings held on that motherfucker and nuclear threats disengaged.

Athena: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Odysseus: We're chopsticks!

Athena: Well... that's cute!

Telemachus: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Penelope: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.