Goated Mechanic

Another b99 AU meme, cause you guys liked the idea.

i’m sort of in an art slump cause i hate everything I make so i’m forcing myself to post this.

who gave you the right to be so beautiful, sir

Y'all are gonna have to pry Brooklyn 99 from my cold dead hands

low quality jjk trio i know you needed

part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15, part 16, part 17, part 18, part 19, part 20

Who else thinks Kwazii would do this?

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

I can only imagine the Superfams reaction. Probably horror.

I made a thing….

Bianca… C’mon. Still, what Cupid did sucked and I’m under the firm belief he should’ve apologised. But they’re Gods, so doubt it’ll happen.

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 35 (feat Aphrodite)

Bianca: Lady Aphrodite?

Aphrodite: Ah, Bianca. Hello, what brings you here?

Bianca: I've come to talk to you about your son.

Aphrodite: Eros?

Bianca: Cupid.

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Eros: Mother. You wanted to see me?

Aphrodite: I heard...about that incident back in Croatia.

Eros: Croatia? Oh, as Cupid, yes.

Aphrodite: ...you forced Nico di Angelo to admit his sexuality.

Eros: Yes, I did.

Aphrodite:

Eros:

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Jason, carrying a box: Nico! You have a package!

Nico: Oh, from who?

Jason: Uhhh *looks then looks confused* Lady Aphrodite

Everyone:

Piper: Why would my mom send you something?

Nico: Dunno. Last I saw her was when I went with Zagreus on his run *opens the box then gasps*

Hazel: What is it?

Nico: *pulls out a bouquet of smeraldo flowers*

Frank: What flowers are those? I've never seen them before.

Annabeth: They're smeraldo flowers. I thought those flowers didn't really exist?

Jason: Looks like Lady Aphrodite found a way.

Percy: There's a note

Nico: *opens the note* Dear Niccoló, I want to express my sincerest apologies for my son's behavior. Please accept these flowers as a small gesture to convey how deeply sorry I am on his behalf.

Everyone:

Nico: *looks back and forth at the flowers and the letter* ...oooooh.

Leo: I think there's something written at the back, too.

Nico: *flips the card* P.S. Please tell your sister that, although her suggestion to...pluck every single feather he has on his wings was tempting to his father, we've decided not to go through with it.

Everyone: *looks at Bianca at the other end of the table*

Bianca: *eating a sandwich* ...it was just a suggestion.

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)

Loosely based of these storyboards

I like to think the experience ate Orion up and made Optimus Prime terrified of caring for himself. He either fears something bad will happen again or just thinks that he deserves the neglect as a self-imposed punishment for Megatron