If Hades Raised Nico And Bianca Part 30 (feat Apollo)

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 30 (feat Apollo)

Bianca: Where are we going?

Persephone: We're gonna go see Uncle Apollo

Nico: The sun god?! :D

Persephone: Yeah.

Bianca: Wont that hurt Papa?

Hades: No, angioletta, the sun doesn't hurt me. I'm not a vampire.

Arrival:

Apollo: Oh, hey, guys. Didn't expect you for another hour.

Hades: We decided to be early.

Apollo: Okay, well, uh, c'mon in.

Entering:

Nico: *realizing he's in a doctor's office*

Apollo: Okay, who's first? *holds up a vaccine*

Nico: *GAAASSSP* NOOOO! *tries to get away*

Hades: *picks him up off the ground easily*

Apollo:

Persephone: ...uhm, Bianca, sweetheart, why don't you go first?

Bianca: *hiding behind Persephone* Will it hurt?

Apollo: Only a little bit.

Hades, holding a squirmy Nico: Niccoló, you need- to get- vaccinated!

Nico: NO! I DON'T NEED! AAARHSOVJSMZOF

Persephone: Bianca, you also need to get vaccinated. Go sit on that chair next to Apollo

Bianca: *hesitantly goes over*

Apollo: Don't worry, kiddo. This'll be quick *gives her the shot* See? That wasn't so bad!

Bianca:

Bianca: *cries loudly then runs over to Persephone*

Nico: *starts to cry because Bianca is crying*

Hades: Give it now. Give it now while he's still!

Apollo: *gives Nico the shot* Okay...they should be good.

Persephone: Thanks, Apollo. Sorry about this

Apollo: Eh, normal reaction. Now, you said you wanted to vaccinate three of your kids?

Hades:

Persephone:

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Zagreus: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Hades: Zagreus, you're siblings went through with it, so will you

Zagreus: They're half human! They have to get shots! I don't! I am immune to all! I am no weakling!!!

Persephone: ZAGREUS, YOU COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND GET VACCINATED OR NO RUNS FOR THE NEXT CENTURY!

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