Heard It Was Yaoi Day Today, And I've Been Playing Hades-

I’M SORRY. WHAT

Achilles writing the codex:

God I love Penelope. Your husband comes home after 20 years and the first thing you do is tell him to rip your wedding bed out of the ground. Then you call him an idiot. That single handedly cures his identity crisis and he hugs you for ten million years. Penelope of Sparta the woman that you are

move-in day 🎞️

love how all the Nyx kids we know are losers. They're all some flavor of dork and all are vaguely pathetic.

Except for Charon. Dude is living the High life swimming in dough and even got a boyfriend locked in. So much rizz that even Aphrodite is noticing. King shit.

Achilles my poor boy-

Binging CoryxKenshin rn but this is so them

Vicki Vale: Mr. Wayne are you Batman?

Bruce Wayne: What is a “Bat man?”

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Vicki Vale: Mr. Drake are you Red Robin?

Tim Drake: Like the restaurant?

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Vicki Vale: So Cassandra, are you Orphan?

Cassandra Cain: No I’m not an orphan. I have a dad.

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Vicki Vale: Mr. Thomas are you Signal?

Duke Thomas: Am I what?

Vicki Vale: Are you the Bat Signal?

Duke Thomas: That is the stupidest question I’ve ever been asked.

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Vicki Vale: Damian, are you Robin?

Damian Wayne: Tt, I am not a bird. Are you well, Ms. Vale? I’m concerned for your mental state.

Concept: each batkid takes advantage of their nepo baby status to create their own Wayne subsidiaries

Dick — Wayne Crime Stoppers, a community-based volunteer network to do what the police won't

Jason — Wayne Crime, so Dick's thing has a reason to exist

Tim — Wayne Indoor Athletics, his excuse to skateboard in the office

Damian — Wayne Animal Sanctuary, dedicated to strays and wildlife alike

Duke — Wayne Academy, like Khan Academy for students who are too busy getting mugged to study for their final

Steph — Wayne Rolling, a fake website that's just a rickroll

Barbara — Wayne Access, a long-term plan to improve accessibility around the city

Harper — Wayne Disrepair, where you call her if you want to break stuff

Cass — Wayne Nothing. No more corporations

sure dude

when you show up to the biggest batman hater competition and your opponents are the titans