Icons, Truly

Bianca… C’mon. Still, what Cupid did sucked and I’m under the firm belief he should’ve apologised. But they’re Gods, so doubt it’ll happen.

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 35 (feat Aphrodite)

Bianca: Lady Aphrodite?

Aphrodite: Ah, Bianca. Hello, what brings you here?

Bianca: I've come to talk to you about your son.

Aphrodite: Eros?

Bianca: Cupid.

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Eros: Mother. You wanted to see me?

Aphrodite: I heard...about that incident back in Croatia.

Eros: Croatia? Oh, as Cupid, yes.

Aphrodite: ...you forced Nico di Angelo to admit his sexuality.

Eros: Yes, I did.

Aphrodite:

Eros:

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Jason, carrying a box: Nico! You have a package!

Nico: Oh, from who?

Jason: Uhhh *looks then looks confused* Lady Aphrodite

Everyone:

Piper: Why would my mom send you something?

Nico: Dunno. Last I saw her was when I went with Zagreus on his run *opens the box then gasps*

Hazel: What is it?

Nico: *pulls out a bouquet of smeraldo flowers*

Frank: What flowers are those? I've never seen them before.

Annabeth: They're smeraldo flowers. I thought those flowers didn't really exist?

Jason: Looks like Lady Aphrodite found a way.

Percy: There's a note

Nico: *opens the note* Dear Niccoló, I want to express my sincerest apologies for my son's behavior. Please accept these flowers as a small gesture to convey how deeply sorry I am on his behalf.

Everyone:

Nico: *looks back and forth at the flowers and the letter* ...oooooh.

Leo: I think there's something written at the back, too.

Nico: *flips the card* P.S. Please tell your sister that, although her suggestion to...pluck every single feather he has on his wings was tempting to his father, we've decided not to go through with it.

Everyone: *looks at Bianca at the other end of the table*

Bianca: *eating a sandwich* ...it was just a suggestion.

i love characters with prominent noses. the only reason i’ve ever given a character a small nose is to fulfill a diversity quota

Jay is feeling like Odysseus XDXDXD

ALSO WTF POSEIDON????

"Aren't you tired, Poseidon?

It's been 2600 years, how long will this go, man?"

my friend just told me that she thinks billy batson would be in both the teen titans/young justice/sidekick groupchat and also the justice league groupchat and that he would send the kids groupchat screenshots of justice league drama

young justice vs the titans is a very "bullying your younger siblings" vibe

Buckle up children, cause I have a short story.

It just happened this week. It all started with some guy. This person placed in order for a new Bible. Nothing out of the ordinary. But when they get the package, they realize that this was not the Bible they ordered from Amazon. Oh no, it’s this.

Now once this picture is posted, everyone starts explaining what the book actually is, what Gravity Falls is and giving recommendations in overall they’re taking it really well .

Now this isn’t the funny part. Sure, getting the complete opposite of the Bible is one thing but then this happens…

 you couldn’t write better material than this. It’s been verified to be authentic story. The entire Gravity Falls Sub Reddit has gone wild over this.

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

Saying goodbye to the Olympics with the Hexsquad doing some sports!!

when you start to like and suffer for a shipp without actually consuming the original work it comes from 🙂