Fuck Yeah !!!!!!!!!

Royal Family Bonding Time

Poor Telemachus, exposed to bad dad humor for the first time

What makes me think this has totally happened before…..

Honestly… Relatable. He’s too real for this.

thanatos: i am death 😠 death is inevitable 😠 wither and die 😠 blood and darkness 😠

also thanatos:

Please don’t pay for his music.

love how all the Nyx kids we know are losers. They're all some flavor of dork and all are vaguely pathetic.

Except for Charon. Dude is living the High life swimming in dough and even got a boyfriend locked in. So much rizz that even Aphrodite is noticing. King shit.

I love how sometimes Ancient Greek names can sound like crackship names of other characters-

Eurymachus. Eurylochus and Telemachus.

Antilochus. Antinous and Eurylochus.

Eurycleia. Eurylochus and Anticlea. (Okay, this one is one letter off but still.)

and the fact that the three that I can think of all have Eurylochus.

I am of the opinion that Silver being brought up in an apocalyptic future means he can snap on a dime when he needs to

To anyone who thinks Bruce has a clear and consistent favourite child I raise you this: it is infinitely funnier for Bruce to have a complicated and elaborate “ranking” system of his kids that only he’s privy to.

Picture this: Batman, dosed with truth serum, gets asked as a gag from one of the goons holding him captive who his favourite bat-vigilante is and instead of giving a straight answer, he launches into this whole explanation about the ranking system and who’s in the current lead, who’s hanging behind, etc. At some point (this is a mystery to everyone involved) a whiteboard appears and he starts explaining his system like he’s a football coach before an important match. Out of nowhere he starts pulling out little cardboard cutouts of his kids and pins them to the board. At some point the red string comes out.

Jason hasn’t killed someone in a week? Automatically promoted to favourite. Tim hasn’t caused an international incident in the past month? Puts him a few points ahead that keep decreasing the longer he refuses real sleep (20 minute power naps don’t count Tim! Says powernap inventor Bruce Wayne). Cass gave him a hug this morning and wished him a good day? Favourite until he gets a call from dick telling him (without shouting!!!!) that he’ll be there for this week’s Sunday dinner. Duke accidentally scratches the Batmobile? Demoted to the “in trouble” zone (which, honestly, that’s where his kids spend most of the time in😭). Damian did not attempt to free all the animals in the zoo they visited? Favourite. Until Bruce found out he was just trying to conceal the cat hidden in his room that Bruce explicitly forbade him from keeping.

Dick arrives at the family dinner with a busted shoulder and a bruise the size of Texas on his face? Gets demoted so far down that even azraeil scores higher than him. He’s in the “in trouble” zone for a constant month after that. Oh one of them survived an almost death? Favourite for at least the next week. At least. Multiple people survive an almost death? EVERYONES the favourite. The least favourite is the growing grey hairs on his head.

The end of day results are decided by who bothers to wish him goodnight and if all of them have fucked up in some way the past week then Jon (Kent) becomes the automatic favourite until someone cracks a joke that Bruce actually finds funny.

The favourite child changes daily, hourly even, and his kids are aware this system exists and keep trying to crack the code but he always Knows and just smirks smugly.

I started drawing this before I knew the context

Its so fun to know whats going on now kwicjkekckd we're getting you out of this stupid verdict childe and getting u ur gear

This is my offering to get Polar Star pls let me have it for him

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR, thought it fitting to use STRINGBEAN from The Owl House in a tribute to 2025 - the year of the Snake