I-am-insane - WeirdIdiotLoser

Convinced the Cat King was so in to Edwin because cats always gravitate to the person least likely to pet them. You have crippling allergies and might die if I touch you? You’re my favorite. You’re a repressed little Victorian Edwardian boy who flinches if I show you the slightest affection? Obsessed.

Listening to Conan Gray and crying because burning down Netflix HQ is "frowned upon"

College au, set in modern times, where the boys, Crystal, Niko, Monty and CK are playing a drinking game, something with asking questions

Edwin feels out of his depth because he's never played games like these before, so he asks a basic question like "what is your favorite color?"

And Charles, CK and Monty look at Edwin with heart eyes for a moment and then answer in unison:

"Green"

what we must all remember is that, though in n!dbda edwin has charles wrapped around his finger, dp!dbda charles has edwin wrapped around his finger.

dp charles: we should go help danny dp edwin: we're in the middle of a case??? dp charles: and? i have brown eyes & you are weak

dp edwin: i don't want to do this it's dangerous dp charles: has brown eyes dp edwin: FINE we'll do the thing

Does anyone else specifically love Doom Patrol Charles and Edwin? I need a series specifically on their adventures and stories because they had such a lovely dynamic. I love the Netflix series as well but there's something about them in Doom Patrol that I particularly adore

Shelby really had to start over on her long ass walk to nowhere huh

Can’t believe 3 separate men wanted to fuck Edwin so bad they went and died about it. Lololol the cat king lost one of his 9 lives in an attempt to save Edwin. Monty had his chest clawed open before being transformed back into a crow - also because he was trying to save Edwin. Simon was so filled with repressed gay longing for Edwin that he attempted to ritually sacrifice him and got sucked into the pits of hell for it. Like Local Edwardian Ghost Boy so attractive he has a body count. 3 dead, more injured.

help, i came away from watching “dead patrol” genuinely shipping doom patrol paineland as well as the netflix boys because their vibes are ALSO SO GOOD IN A DIFFERENT WAY but they have 19 works on ao3 and i feel like no one will want me to ramble about them asdjfjfjf

I know I lovingly poke fun at Edwin a lot for constantly playing Trauma Olympics but I'm gonna be real for a second. I support him. If bro wants to bitch and moan about being murdered in a hate crime and getting subsequently tortured for 7 decades despite doing nothing wrong, I think we should let him. I think we should let him complain every day if he wants. He's valid tbh like what the fuck was that