compilation of jack and tommy loving gogy in tubbo’s newest vlog
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THE LAST DAY GUYS
This video somehow pinpoints my exact sense of humor
congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it
Here’s a true story about studying for finals.
The culprit:
Fuck love at first sight, give me friends at first sight. Maybe it's the instant recognition that whatever you have going on in your head, the person in front of you has the same stuff. It can be the spark of connection, the mirrored smile from opposite sides of a room, the companionable silence in a library, the shared boredom at a train station, the startled laugh that brings that warm, fuzzy, pleased satisfaction in the person that caused it. The joining forces for a shared objective despite being strangers, the lending a hand in the right moment, or maybe it's someone else making in the introductions, connecting two people that until now lived in close but separated quarters. There are a thousand ways to fall into a new friendship. Friendship at first sight. Adopting another person to be a part of your life, for who knows how long. Sharing a bus ride. Reading the same book and talking about it on the internet. Looking at someone and realising once again: "oh, we could be friends." Incredible.
After seeing some angry comments I thought it put something more positive up. edit: I updated some colours, thank you Avia on twitter for letting me know what was up.
If the cullen family in twilight would’ve just all agreed to start wearing body glitter regularly as a coverup for why they sparkle in the sun they could’ve avoided so much needlessly stupid bs, the whole school you attend is suspicious of y’all for never being seen in the sun, it was such an easy fix just each of y’all douse yourself in a shit tone of body glitter everyday before you leave the house. Like sure you’ll be known as a weird group of siblings (and parents) who all have a weird obsession with body glitter but like at least y’all wouldn’t be the weird family who avoids being seen on a nice sunny day??? Like at least with the body glitter someone will think that’s a neat fashion statement if not a little excessive. Truly the cullens are dumbasses
Totally here for bi squids. (full article here)
why is this so funny
Growth stages of various mushrooms! from young spore to wisened, old granny fungi.
tubbo just ?? sent 320 caprisuns to scott ??? because he had his address ??????
Ranboo: why are 80% of my viewers lgbt, what are you guys doing here
Also Ranboo, every single chance he gets:
Homophobia doesn't make sense. I know you guys appreciate that I'm so accepting, but everyone should be like me, I shouldn't get praise for this
I'm very glad you guys feel comfortable enough to joke about these kids of things with me. I find it very funny and like to joke back
*looks at "you <3 little penis"* I do?
Gender go brr
Welcome to the boys
Sure, I'll be the protector of mlm
My pets are gay and so is my dsmp character
Now I know what ancient greeks feel
I just want to hide in the closet forever
The cows are lesbians Tubbo
Reblog to get kicked right in the dick
岩手県 内間木洞 氷筍
look at this AI background building site!!! you doodle a very basic arrangement of landscape items, click a color reference, and then presto-change-o, it makes a nice photographic bg!!
this could help so much when i need a reference for a bg but can't find the right image :OOO
In the movie venom during the first human trials of the symbiote, the research team is happy that the patients “vitals are holding steady”. This is a reference to the production team not consulting a single medical professional to find out what good vital signs look like.
all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure
Banging out the tunes, WWI, circa 1914
u all want a catgirl gf until she tries to eat your goldfish
where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”
things I didn’t expect the McElroys to accomplish:
1. Getting a millipede named after them
everyone’s obsessed with having good taste. not me though i watch bad movies on purpose
yeah.
bonus:
Turns out the knife was cursed
“I pick up the knife” is now a mini-meme among my party and obviously it just means “I did something impulsive and now it’s going to take two sessions to solve.”