I'm Lowkey Shipping HakuKai Now, What Do You Mean Hakuba Just Carry Kaito On His Shoulder During The

HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die

Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨

Kid, sharpening a knife: We’ve got ways of making people talk.

Suspect: [Nervous]

Kid: [Cuts cake]

Suspect: ... Can I have some?

Shinichi: Cake is for talkers.

Deadserious soulmate prompt idea.

Everyone has a mark somewhere on their skin that represents the place where they'll first have their fated touch them.

Danny has an unusual one, a dark green imprint of hands has taken up the majority of his throat for his entire life.

Damian isn't upset by his lack of soulmark, or he didn't use to be,over the years that changed. But as it turns out, he did have a soulmark! Just not one that was visible from the outside.

Just how did he have an icy blue handprint over his actual beating heart.

babysitting your work friend's kid and he asks to look at your patchwork quilt of a skull. wyd. inspired by Super Sons #6!

dick: there’s only one thing worse than dying

dick: *rips paper off to reveal the words ‘Damian dying’*

jason: demon spawn

steph: bat brat

damian, nodding: myself

dick:

Tged affirmations - Part 2

(All of these are light-hearted btw!)

Bang!

pew pew

im a proud "ive never used chat gpt" user btw