star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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Latest Posts by i-will-always-love-the-jedi - Page 2
Top Ten Things Sskeer, Orla Jareni and Stellan Gios were never meant to see
#1
When you went shopping to get fruitsabers but your boyfriend doesn’t allow it because it’s „unhealthy“, „full of chemicals“ and „for children“
So now you try to make him feel guilty but he’s to busy talking to another friend of yours and also immune against everything you do
(Also, no, Loden Greatstorm is totally not spying because he lost a bet with Kantam Sy, what do you mean?)
When there is no speeder left but you need to get back to the temple
„Is there a problem, Officer?“
How to talk with short people- A guide by Elzar Mann
Blame Pinterest for giving me the idea y’all, this is a sketch made in 14 minutes and I will not justify myself or it
u r welcome
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 27
Elzar: sure is dark in here, hm
Avar: Yep
Stellan:
Elzar: not that im scared or anything
Avar: yeah no me neither
Stellan:
Avar: i mean, who is scared of the dark anymore nowadays anyways
Elzar: not me
Avar: hm
Stellan:
Stellan: do you guys want me to hold your hands
Avar & Elzar, simultaneously: yes please
Stellan: just tell me. did it hurt?
Elzar & Avar, covered in mud because they tried to catch a Tooka on a very rainy day on a very muddy meadow: did what hurt
Stellan: when you broke through Coruscant's surface, ascending from hell
Avar: Stellan won’t come out to spar with me
Elzar: just tell him I said something
Avar: like what?
Elzar: anything factually incorrect
Stellan, arriving a few minutes later: did you say that the sUN IS A FUCKING PLANET-
Avar: Without you Stellan, we’re just two idiots
Elzar: You make us a family, Stellan.
Stellan: Well, I’m like the cool rebel sibling of course.
Elzar: No, you’re the mom.
Avar: Yeah, definitely the mom.
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I did this sketch in 5 minutes enjoy
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 26
Elzar: Hey Ave, do you think I can throw this egg in that jar over there
Avar: No way
Elzar: *chugs egg at Stellans head*
Elzar: you were right
Elzar: C'mon, take one for the team.
Stellan: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.
Elzar: …are you still mad that our prank last week ended in a small disaster?
Stellan: sMALL DISASTER??? AVAR ENDED UP BREAKING THREE RIBS, KANTAM HAD A CONCUSSION, ORLA LOST A TOOTH, LODENS NOSE WOULD NOT STOP BLEEDING FOR HOURS, HALF OF YOUR HAIR WAS BURNED AWAY, AND I MISSED THE ENTIRE DAY OF MEDITATION WITH MASTER KANT AND HAD TO CLEAN THE CANTINA FOR TWO WEEKS!!!
Stellan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Avar pointing to herself and Elzar: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
Avar and Elzar, snuggling beside Stellan: You're the best thing that has ever happened to us. You're our star, the light in our darkest days.
Stellan, jumping awake into a corner: You fucking assholes- I thought I locked the door?!
Avar: The window was open.
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 25
Vernestra: Why are Avar and Stellan sitting with their backs to each other?
Elzar: They had a fight.
Vernestra: Then why are they holding hands?
Elzar: They get sad when they fight.
Avar: here El and I made you a friendship bracelet in craft class, he already wears his and this is mine and if you take yours, we all three have them
Elzar: that way, everyone knows that we three belong together :)))
Stellan: i'm not really a jewellery person
Avar, with a sad face: oh okay well you don’t have to wear it if you don’t want to-
Stellan: No, I'm wearing it forever. Back off.
Elzar: *tells a really stupid joke*
Stellan: You're not funny.
Avar: I think he's funny.
Stellan: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on the internet.
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 23
Stellan: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Elzar: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Stellan: Yes!
Avar: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Avar: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Stellan: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or reading if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Elzar: Self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Avar: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
Avar: *accidently hits her head*
Stellan, rushing over: I got an ice pack from the freezer.
Elzar, next to him: I helped, are you alright
Avar: Why do you have chocolate on your face?
Elzar: The Ice Pack was under a pie.
Avar: So you ate your way to it?
Elzar: I made a judgment call, Stellan was a coward. You weren’t there.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 22
Avar, in the middle of the night: Do you think Lava tastes spicy
Stellan: avar. please
Avar: I’m just saying, I would like to try it
Stellan: Please don't eat Lava, Ave
Elzar: You know what, try eating it and let us know how it tastes
Elzar: It’s made of rocks, so it would probably taste dusty and bland, but maybe it’s sweet and spicy and people just say it’s dangerous so that others don’t eat it too
Avar: See Stell, El understands me
Avar: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Elzar: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
Stellan: WHY. Why did you give Avar a KNIFE?!
Elzar: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.
Stellan: Now I feel unsafe!
Elzar: I’m sorry.
Elzar: ... would you like a knife?
Some bad guy, negotiating with Stellan: We have Avar Kriss. Give us ten thousand credits and she will be returned to you no more harmed than she already is
Avar: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand credits?
Stellan:
Avar: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Stellan: AVAR STOP
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 21
Avar: the moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Elzar, looking at Avar: yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Avar and Elzar in unison: [sighs] Stellan
Stellan: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Elzar: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Avar: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Elzar: Avar, why do you have 32 written on your arm?
Avar: I have no idea. Maybe it’s some sort of code, or maybe it’s my age. Do I look 32 to you? Tell me the truth. No, you know what… don’t.
Stellan: Well if we wrote it down, it must be something important.
Avar: Hey we should write down other stuff that seems important so we don’t forget.
Elzar, writing on Avar’s arm: Yeah, okay. Um, well, hats.
Stellan: Hats, obviously.
Elzar: Obviously.
Avar: Okay. Ah, what else? I feel like there was…
Elzar: A number.
Avar: Oh yes! 32. Write that down too.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 20
Avar: I told Stellan that his ears flush when he lies.
Elzar: Why?
Avar: Look.
Avar: Hey Stellan! Do you love us?
Stellan, covering his ears: No.
Elzar:
Stellan: Do what you want Avar, the least I can do as you’re going to help Elzar with his homework tomorrow is visiting the wine country.
Avar, in a whiny voice: *gasps* No, I want to go too, please!
Elzar: No, Avar, that's just what Stellan calls lying on the ground in the garden drinking chardonnay.
Avar: Oh.
Avar: El I want you to take my to the wine country as payback for me helping you
*the firebrands as younglings after they got lost*
Stellan: Um, Elzar, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Elzar: We need money!
Stellan: You're scamming him?
Elzar: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Stellan: What?! No way! As Jedi we shouldn’t steal-
Elzar: Why not? We already stole Avar!
Avar, who only arrived at the temple a few weeks ago: Hey guys :)
Stellan: No, we didn't. Avar can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!
Avar: I wanna steal
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 19
Kantam: I dare you-
Stellan: Avar isn’t allowed to take dares.
Kantam: Why not?
Avar, pouting: apparently I am unable to watch out for my own safety.
Kantam: … Elzar-
Stellan: no.
Stellan: We all have our demons
Stellan, grabbing Avar and Elzar: These ones are mine.
*playing Twister*
Kantam: Elzar, Right Hand on red
Elzar: *ends up on top of Avar and super close to Stellans face*
Stellan, blushing: okay, no, you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you
Kantam: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, I’m honestly surprise that you didn’t noticed earlier
Avar, blushing, from underneath Elzar: bastard
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 18
Avar: I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired, I’ll be fine.
Stellan: yeah, me too, I have to finish this report
Elzar: But my sweethearts, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come here and let me hold you two in my strong arms so I can feel whole again.
Avar:
Stellan:
Avar: Are you trying to seduce us into healthy sleeping patterns?
Elzar: Is it working?
*over text*
Elzar: hey pretty girl, what are you up to? ;)
Avar: eating cereal in bed
Elzar: and what would you do if I was in bed with you~?
Avar: …I would still eat my cereal?
Elzar: Fine, do you know where Stellan is?
Avar: right next to me, he forced me to stop working and eat something so now he has to eat too
Stellan: El please Help, she’s feeding me that unhealthy colorful cereal that looks like lightsabers
Elzar: OMG fruitsabers! Stay right there I’m on my way, I love that stuff!
Avar: have you ever thought about the fact that you guys holding my hands is like our hands hugging
Stellan: Avar I swear to god
Elzar: ITS 3 AM YOU IDIOT GO TO SLEEP
Avar: NOT UNTIL MY HANDS ARE HUGGED BY YOURS
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 17
Elzar: hey can you call me? I can’t find my comm
Avar: yeah, one sec, let me find my own
Elzar: alright
Avar: i can’t find it, can you call me
Elzar: yeah, one sec
Stellan: *currently in the possession of the one brain cell the three of them share*
Elzar & Avar: *running around and doing something stupid again*
Stellan: seriously, why are you two like this?
Elzar: aww come on! We know that you still love us
Stellan: … where did you get that idea? *jokingly*
Elzar:
Stellan:
Avar: *sniffles*
Stellan: !!!
Stellan: wAIT IM SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT I LOVE BOTH OF YOU SO MUCH PLEASE STOP CRYING FORCE IM SO SORRY
Avar: *drunk after one shot* you two are so hot
Stellan: uh huh
Avar: and spicy
Elzar, grinning: right, go on
Avar: *wrapping one arm around Stellan and the other around Elzar* extra strong chili paprika doritos
Special Guest
Random Republic Senator: so, how many children do you have?
Yoda: biologically, legally or emotionally? Because a difference there is, hm
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16
Stellan: How did you even get in here?
Avar: Your window!
Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!
Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.
Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.
Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!
Elzar: Alright, bring it in.
Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!
Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.
Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?
Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?
Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 15
Avar, angrily: ARE YOU-
Elzar: fucking.
Avar: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Elzar: fucking.
Avar: IDIOT-
Kantam: …what was that?
Elzar: Stellan banned Avar from swearing, so i volunteered to help her out
Kantam: i think you just like saying the f word.
Elzar: that doesn’t make my job any less important.
Stellan: Elzar, that was a stop sign.
Elzar, driving: I’ll stop twice on the way back.
Avar: Orla, can I talk to you for a second?
Orla: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You, Stellan and Elzar are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Avar: What? Ew, no, stop that
Avar: …not because you’re not attractive or so but I’m pretty sure that you have a lover, so that would be cheating.
Avar: Also I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
Avar: How's one of the sexiest people here~?
Elzar: I don't know, how are you~?
Avar, blushing: I-
Stellan, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 14
Elzar: in my defense, I was left unsupervised
Stellan: Wasn’t Avar with you?!
Avar:
Avar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
Elzar: Stellan, are you talking to yourself?
Stellan: Yes
Stellan: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn friend group.
Avar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Elzar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Avar: It fucking sucked.
Elzar: That’s not constructive criticism, but fair.
Avar: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Stellan: … This just says “I can do what I want”.
Avar: just trust us. have we ever put you in an unsafe situation?
Stellan: all the time
Elzar: then you should be used to it by now
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13
Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan
Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-
Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos
Elzar: Who the fuck-
Stellan: Language
Elzar: … Whom the fuck-
Stellan: [driving the speeder]
Stellan: So how was your day?
Avar: we almost got surprise adopted
Stellan: what?
Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped
Stellan: oh okay
Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!
Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!
Avar: Don’t say it.
Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.
Elzar: Yes, you were.
Stellan: No, I wasn’t.
Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.
Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13
Avar: *has a piece of paper on her back*
The Text on the Piece of Paper: Please don’t talk to me I have no self control and will gossip with you for three hours and get no work done.
Elzar: I did a thing.
Stellan: A thing?
Elzar: Let’s not talk about the thing.
Stellan: We’ll talk about the thing later.
Stellan: I’m heading to the kitchen, do you two want anything?
Elzar: Vodka.
Avar: White wine.
Stellan: … It’s seven in the morning.
Elzar: Very well. Vodka and cereal.
Avar: Red wine then and toast.
Avar: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Stellan: Go the fuck to sleep
Avar: What gif I don't want to?
Elzar: Fuck You I was dreaming about Unicorns
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 12
Stellan: Do you two have a plan if we need to escape?
Elzar: run
Stellan: anything more detailed?
Avar: run quickly
Stellan: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Avar: Thank you for your sacrifice, Elzar.
Avar: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Elzar: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Elzar: Would you like me to tutor you two?
Stellan: I have to admit, that was smooth.
Elzar: Rules are made to be broken!
Stellan: They were meant to be followed! Nothing is meant to be broken.
Elzar: Uh, piñatas?
Avar: Glow sticks.
Elzar: Karate boards.
Avar: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Elzar: And Rules.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 11
I started playing SWTOR yesterday evening and needless to say I’m above level 30 now and it’s really, really distracting and time consuming but seriously idc for that, I enjoy playing
Anyways here you go, that’s the reason why I’m posting this late (and I’m pretty sure I forgot yesterday
Elzar: can I dye my hair pink
Stellan: no.
[5 hours later]
Avar, dyeing Elzars hair pink: You gotta Show him that you don’t give a fuck
Avar and Elzar: [in jail]
Elzar: So who do we call?
Avar: i would call Stellan but I feel safer in prison
Avar: [bleeding out on the floor]
Elzar: quick, Stellan get the medkit, Avar what's your type
Avar, half unconscious: oh i like two at the same time yk, dark hair, blue or brown eyes ‘nd total idiots
Stellan: he means your blood type, dummy
Avar: oh
Avar: …red
Stellan: now tell me who’s the idiot again
Stellan: i trust Elzar and Avar
Vernestra: do you think they know what they’re doing
Stellan: i wouldn't go that far
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 10
Stellan: Hello People who do Not live here
Elzar: hey
Vernestra: hello
Avar: hi
Stellan: i gave you guys the key to my chamber for emergencies
Avar: we ran out of snacks
Stellan: What was the one thing I told you not to do
Elzar: burn your chambers down
Stellan: and what did you do
Avar: we made you Dinner
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar:
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar: …and burnt your chambers down
Stellan: What do you call disobeying the rules?
Elzar: a Hobby
Stellan: [crosses his arms]
Avar: … that we don’t engage in
Stellan: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for both of us
Elzar: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for fun
I like this font more than the rest so I’m using it as a title hooray
Anyways, more firebrands content :)
It’s a sketch this Time (reference is one of those „draw the squad as…“ things that you can find on Pinterest)
Honestly, I think this is canon and I won’t change my mind (also I know I probably did a few things wrong with the clothing but I sketched this in 17 minutes and it’s in the middle of the Night)
Anyways here you go :)))
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 9
Stellan: I'm sorry, why are you two in my chambers again?
Elzar: Uhmmm, we were watching your cat while you were gone.
Stellan: …I don’t see a cat.
Avar: oh, we’re not doing a good job
Stellan:
Stellan: i also don’t have a cat so get out-
Elzar: please don’t leave-
Stellan: For the last time, I told you to call me in case of an emergency. Getting stuck behind your bed is not an emergency worth my time.
Avar: Girls are hot
Avar: Guys are hot
Avar: Why is everyone so hot?
Stellan: Global warming.
Elzar: Stellan said its my turn with the brain cell.
Avar: Square up.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 8, I think
Avar: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Elzar: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Stellan: We could hear you clapping to the intro of that one sitcom every 25 minutes.
Elzar:
Elzar: well obviusly you two were awake too so you cant-
Elzar: If you water water, it grows.
Stellan: ...What.
Avar: He’s got a point.
Stellan: Isn't it a bit dangerous?
Avar: Stellan, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Stellan: ...
Elzar: Okay, to be fair, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Stellan: ...
Avar: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
Avar: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Stellan: I do have a sense of humor you know
Elzar: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Stellan: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 7
Stellan: You need to start appreciating the small things in life.
Elzar: But I already appreciate Avar.
Avar: Excuse me-
Stellan: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Vernestra : It's kind of complicated, but Avar and Elzar-
Stellan: Got it. Forget I asked.
Kantam: Why are you smiling?
Avar: What? Can’t I just be happy?
Stellan: Elzar tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Stellan: What’s this?
Elzar: My to-do list.
Stellan: It just has my and Avars name on it.
Elzar: Exactly.
Avar: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were ten.
Stellan: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6
Elzar: Avar is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!
Stellan: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE because the guy we were searching for was allergic to smoke!
Avar: Yeah and I got him :)
Elzar: Hey, do you know the password to Stellans computer?
Avar: Fuck you, Elzar.
Elzar: Hey!!
Avar: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouelzar".
Elzar: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
Elzar, to Stellan: You get hysterical.
Elzar, to Avar: You worry about every detail.
Elzar: And then you turn on each other.
Stellan: No we don’t.
Avar: Yes we do.
Stellan: How dare you?
Stellan: Is something burning?
Elzar: Just my love for you two.
Avar: El, the toaster is on fire.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5 1/2
(This is part 5 1/2 because it’s just each of them alone but there will be more with hem together later today)
Avar, with great delight: Oh Stellan′s gonna hate this.
Avar: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
Elzar: If we’re ever in a situation where I am the “Voice of Reason” then we are in a very VERY bad situation.
Elzar: Writing things down is nerdy, I just forget them like a cool person.
Stellan: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
Stellan: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5
Random Jedi Teacher: Padawan Mann, as you know, the assignment was to bring something important to you
Elzar: yeah and I did that
Random Jedi Teacher: I meant an object, not Padawan Kriss and Gios
Avar & Elzar: [doing something extremely stupid but cute]
Stellan, under his breath: I’m in love with you two
Avar: What was that?
Stellan: i Said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO
Avar & Stellan: [eating cinnamon rolls]
Elzar: cannibalism
Avar & Stellan: [confused chewing noises]