The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5
Random Jedi Teacher: Padawan Mann, as you know, the assignment was to bring something important to you
Elzar: yeah and I did that
Random Jedi Teacher: I meant an object, not Padawan Kriss and Gios
Avar & Elzar: [doing something extremely stupid but cute]
Stellan, under his breath: I’m in love with you two
Avar: What was that?
Stellan: i Said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO
Avar & Stellan: [eating cinnamon rolls]
Elzar: cannibalism
Avar & Stellan: [confused chewing noises]
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 12
Stellan: Do you two have a plan if we need to escape?
Elzar: run
Stellan: anything more detailed?
Avar: run quickly
Stellan: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Avar: Thank you for your sacrifice, Elzar.
Avar: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Elzar: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Elzar: Would you like me to tutor you two?
Stellan: I have to admit, that was smooth.
Elzar: Rules are made to be broken!
Stellan: They were meant to be followed! Nothing is meant to be broken.
Elzar: Uh, piñatas?
Avar: Glow sticks.
Elzar: Karate boards.
Avar: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Elzar: And Rules.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13
Avar: *has a piece of paper on her back*
The Text on the Piece of Paper: Please don’t talk to me I have no self control and will gossip with you for three hours and get no work done.
Elzar: I did a thing.
Stellan: A thing?
Elzar: Let’s not talk about the thing.
Stellan: We’ll talk about the thing later.
Stellan: I’m heading to the kitchen, do you two want anything?
Elzar: Vodka.
Avar: White wine.
Stellan: … It’s seven in the morning.
Elzar: Very well. Vodka and cereal.
Avar: Red wine then and toast.
Avar: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Stellan: Go the fuck to sleep
Avar: What gif I don't want to?
Elzar: Fuck You I was dreaming about Unicorns
Basically it went like this
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The fact that the first use of the Force we see in all of The High Republic is Avar Kriss Force-tying her hair up into a knot before leading the Jedi into the Great Disaster to save billions of people is so—. So good. It gets to me, man.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 22
Avar, in the middle of the night: Do you think Lava tastes spicy
Stellan: avar. please
Avar: I’m just saying, I would like to try it
Stellan: Please don't eat Lava, Ave
Elzar: You know what, try eating it and let us know how it tastes
Elzar: It’s made of rocks, so it would probably taste dusty and bland, but maybe it’s sweet and spicy and people just say it’s dangerous so that others don’t eat it too
Avar: See Stell, El understands me
Avar: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Elzar: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
Stellan: WHY. Why did you give Avar a KNIFE?!
Elzar: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.
Stellan: Now I feel unsafe!
Elzar: I’m sorry.
Elzar: ... would you like a knife?
Some bad guy, negotiating with Stellan: We have Avar Kriss. Give us ten thousand credits and she will be returned to you no more harmed than she already is
Avar: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand credits?
Stellan:
Avar: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Stellan: AVAR STOP
I drew Clone.
I mean a Clone.
An Arc trooper. His names is Ace.
He does have a scar (actually a lot of them, but only one really major one) in his face, where his helmet is all scratched too.
The symbol on his chest and helmet means balance.
If you want me to design you a Phase 2 Clone Trooper, Arc or not, write me, I’m bored af and don’t want to draw anything besides Star Wars.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 14
Elzar: in my defense, I was left unsupervised
Stellan: Wasn’t Avar with you?!
Avar:
Avar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
Elzar: Stellan, are you talking to yourself?
Stellan: Yes
Stellan: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn friend group.
Avar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Elzar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Avar: It fucking sucked.
Elzar: That’s not constructive criticism, but fair.
Avar: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Stellan: … This just says “I can do what I want”.
Avar: just trust us. have we ever put you in an unsafe situation?
Stellan: all the time
Elzar: then you should be used to it by now
(Spoiler for Temptation of the Force)
I legit died at this scene because it has so MUCH MEANING ok, it’s the song sacrificing herself to strengthen the ocean with the light of a Star and-
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 7
Stellan: You need to start appreciating the small things in life.
Elzar: But I already appreciate Avar.
Avar: Excuse me-
Stellan: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Vernestra : It's kind of complicated, but Avar and Elzar-
Stellan: Got it. Forget I asked.
Kantam: Why are you smiling?
Avar: What? Can’t I just be happy?
Stellan: Elzar tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Stellan: What’s this?
Elzar: My to-do list.
Stellan: It just has my and Avars name on it.
Elzar: Exactly.
Avar: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were ten.
Stellan: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.
So I did some sketches of early Padawan Avar, Elzar and Stellan (because I’m working on a fanfic and also I was wondering how they looked so why not) and I experimented a bit and then I did some little doodles and anyways I like it a lot (sidenote: I used some references from Pinterest)
Yes, Avar has short hair, yes, Stellan has a ponytail and longer hair and yes, Elzar has been running around with he same hairstyle since he was 10
Also, Stellan kinda seems younger than the other two lol but that’s just my bad drawing (I actually headcanon Avar being the youngest one, Stellan the oldest and Elzar the problem middle child (even tho Avar is as chaotic as him (and Stellan is just tired of both of them)
My personal favorite is them napping :)
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13
Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan
Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-
Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos
Elzar: Who the fuck-
Stellan: Language
Elzar: … Whom the fuck-
Stellan: [driving the speeder]
Stellan: So how was your day?
Avar: we almost got surprise adopted
Stellan: what?
Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped
Stellan: oh okay
Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!
Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!
Avar: Don’t say it.
Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.
Elzar: Yes, you were.
Stellan: No, I wasn’t.
Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.
Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-
star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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