Iamafule - Your Mum

Confession but I like Windwaljer better than Toothless as a companion. Like, Toothless is better in the sense that he's a lot funnier and witty but Windwalker just gives off that same loyal cozy vibe as a horse shaped dog.

HTTYD BOOK HEADCANONS!!!

Hiccup hates being hugged because normally when people grab him it's because they're trying to hold him still so they can kill him.

Fishlegs was born premature.

Camicazi hates coconuts.

Hiccup is autistic.

If Hiccup had Spotify his favourite band would be either ABBA or The Cranberries.

Because Hiccup spent a whole book speaking pretty much only dragonese he sometimes forgets words in English when he's talking to people.

Hiccup used to hide his slave mark from his dad by wearing his helmet to sleep. He did this for a month after he got it and then just decided he was being paranoid and stopped.

Camicazi believes in the toothfairy and Fishlegs keeps trying to convince her it doesn't exist because he never gets money from his teeth.

Fishlegs once tore his hut apart looking for his lobster claw necklace and had to ask Hiccup to help him look and it turned out to just be under his bed.

Fishlegs us scared of mice

In book 4 it says Camicazi admires Hiccup so I think she sees him as sort of a leader or older brother.

Camicazi's favourite colour is red.

Fishlegs at first didn't like Camicazi very much but as they hung out more he started liking her a lot more and now they're besties.

Toothles would sell Hiccup to Alvin for a snack.

Should I pitch him to Lucasfilms?

(His name is Jaggle Yang btw)

"Turn off the simulation." Then freaking out about how I left the radio on

Sometimes it feels like Tuffnut is just there to keep the same ludicrous energy the books had and I absolutely love him for it

Throwback to the time my dad got out of jaw surgery and we went to pick him up and he had this orangey yellow stuff around his mouth and I asked him what it was and he said it was piss

Cue Mariah Carey

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

you know what i think would be fucking hilarious? if percy was fighting a monster and instead of using his sword or some other demigod powers or magic he just straight up clocks it in the face. like he just starts throwing hands. he’s a new yorker. he got kicked out of multiple boarding schools. like fuck all the proper demigod ways of fighting, just BAM! have an unexpected knuckle to the face bitch

listening to music be like "hrmm which character does this best apply to"