"JUST BECAUSE I'M DYSLEXIC DOESN'T MEAN I HATE READING!!"

Httyd except the book!verse is integrated into the movie!verse because I desperately want these two to be brothers

I didn't want Frank to get a glow up (´_ゝ`)

Everyday I hate Apple for making developers think everyone in the world wants these bubble/circle updates where a swipe in the wrong direction takes you to another dimension please i like my user friendly ui please

I'm never getting over the fact that when Toothless snaps out of it his teeth retract and when he's being mind controlled his teeth come out because he doesn't wanna hurt Hiccup

I won't leave you. I won't let you go.

maybe the reason big boobied bertha's tits are so big is because every time a trans man wants to leave the bog burglar tribe she takes his boobs

whole. they're hers now.

top surgery

I headcanon that hiccup has low iron and fishlegs has low blood pressure.

None of yall like Hiccup the way I like Hiccup, like, I like him the most because he's literally mine, he was made specifically based off of me, I'm literally him, he's me, yall just don't get it

Writing my English analytical essay in sparkly gel pen because they won't let me be creative.

Genuinely sick of the department of education because wtf

I've been writing persuasive texts since I was 8 and my current assignment is to write a persuasive essay convincing my teacher that the Simpson's is satire

Could you not tell?

Let me read a book. Let me write a story. I've written the same essay year after year and just changed the subject matter, but it's all still just the same thing with different filler words.

The country wants to trial 10 year olds as adults but we can't talk about that right now, we have more pressing matters like the use of funny silly haha in the Simpson's.

I think this is THE httyd book drawing

I can never do things for doomsday but here’s a doodle

yes this is “the trio hold hands” propaganda what if it

Percy Jackson Au where he wears glasses and killed Medusa by just taking them off and swinging