None Of Yall Like Hiccup The Way I Like Hiccup, Like, I Like Him The Most Because He's Literally Mine,

MHA au where everything's the same except Shoto pretty much just decided Aizawa was his new dad and follows him around for no reason

I like how the first 10 httyd books are centred around a certain lost thing and how Hiccup managed to get it and use it in situations of need.

Like in book 1 it was Toothless (the fang free dragon)

In book 2 it was the Endeavour (the second best sword)

In book 3 it was the Roman shield

In book 4 it was the arrow from the land that doesn't exist

In book 5 it was the ruby heart stone

In book 6 it was the key that unlocks all locks (I think??? I haven't read it in a while so I don't entirely remember so please correct me if I'm wrong)

In book 7 it was the ticking thing

In book 8 it was the throne

In book 9 it was the crown

And in book 10 it was the dragon jewel

But the fact that each book is about a different lost thing and shows why they were needed is great. Hiccup needed the fang free dragon to crack open the lobster claw necklace, then he needed the sword to fight Alvin, then he needed the Roman shield to cover that hole in the cave so they could hide from the dragon rebellion in book 9, then he needed the arrow to make him immune to vorpent venom. It's all so cool and I love these books so much.

Why does Jason keep just getting knocked out?

the gang over on discord had seemed to like this so im bringin it here several months later

Spoilers for book 11+

The amount of time and effort I put into this-

Anyway I hope you guys enjoy it because I spent an hour on it 😭

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Wouldn't you want things to be presentable when you have a partner? Why not start now and FI YOUR TWITTER BIO

If they don’t love me at my messy bio they don’t deserve me at my Miss Beloved

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

I can infact confirm that book Hiccup is a little skrunkly wet cat and movie Hiccup doesn't know what a HD is but his doctor said he has 80 of them, observe in this image.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third most neurodivergent character ever i am just so correct

This kid took a class to learn how to keep people off his land where he should know dang well by now that he’s supposed to yell at them and yet his first thought is always “oh I know this language here let me speak it :3”

He was terrible at writing and dexterity and everything for about ten years of his life and didn’t once consider that he was actually left handed he just thought he sucked.

When a dragon the size of a mountain washed up on his shores threatening to eat everyone he loved, he didn’t once consider hurting it. He instead decided to give it a sensory nightmare by pouring feathers in its nose to stress it out.

This is all just Book!Hiccup but don’t think Movie!Hiccup is free from this title

Why must I scream from the rooftops

"JUST BECAUSE I'M DYSLEXIC DOESN'T MEAN I HATE READING!!"

I dunno bro I just thought it was boring 😭

this might be a stupid question but why does everyone hate book 5?

Genuinely have no idea, so this is an open invitation to everyone who feels like they can add to the discussion to please do so in the reblogs and replies of this post