When you tell them you would die for them but you're also suicidal <3
Sorry not sorry =)))
Echo, texting Hunter: Hunter! Help I’m being kidnapped
Hunter: Where are you?
Echo: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Hunter: I’ll call Crosshair.
Crosshair, answering their cell: hello?
Hunter: Where’s Echo? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Crosshair: Echo? What do you mean, they're right next to me-
Crosshair: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Crosshair: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
I love the fact that the person who made this went the way of H*and H*olding. What I imagine them saying as they wrote this: "The evil, sinful, hand holding. How lewd."
Every person's reaction to the H*nd H*lding being different is funny asf
Tech: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Hunter: Wasn't Crosshair with you?
Crosshair: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Does anyone know Dream x Desire smut or even just fanfiction?
Good Omens One shot
Crosshair: So are you two dating now?
Tech & Phee: Yes.
Crosshair: Why?
Tech: I happen to find Phee very appealing.
Crosshair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Phee.
Wrecker: Is there a word that's a mix between happy and sad?
Tech: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolate
Omega: Smad
I can't stop laughing
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