The Clone Wars Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Hardcase, looking at a map: It's a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?

Rex: Other side, Hardcase…

Rex: You're a baker? Because your dad's a cupcake. Ahsoka: What??? Rex: No! It was the other way around! Rex: You're the cupcake, not your dad! Rex: I'm not saying your dad's ugly, I don't even know him… God, I'm terrible at this, aren't I? Ahsoka: *About to burst out laughing*

Ahsoka and Anakin during their first battle together on Christophis…

Anakin: Okay, remember to follow my orders and…

Ahsoka: *Drops a wall with a hole in the middle on her Master*

Anakin: WTF?! I could have died!!

Ahsoka:

*Ahsoka and Padmé having a sister-in-law moment, talking about how unbearable Anakin can be sometimes*

Anakin entering the room: Hey girls!

Ahsoka and Padmé:

Ahsoka: A dark person always follows me when the sun comes out. Rex: Actually, I think it's your shadow. Ahsoka: I call him Leon… Rex: And if it's cloudy, what happens to Leon? Ahsoka: He just goes away! Rex: It's your shadow. He's talking about his shadow…

*Ahsoka worried about arguing with Rex*

Fives: Ahsoka, relax. Go get a beer. Ahsoka: I don't want any beer. Fives: Who said it was for you? Ahsoka: Mmm...

I hope you understand the reference... XD

Incorrect quotes Star Wars version, part #1

Ahsoka: What's your favorite thing about me? Rex: Probably your smile. Ahsoka: Seriously? Rex: Okay fine, I love how you can kill a man in only two seconds. Ahsoka:... Ahsoka: Aawww!!!

Obi-Wan: Cody, you're my best friend. Cody: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. Cody: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

Fives: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome. Echo: That’s 200%. Fives: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

Cody: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here. Rex: Obi-Wan is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Cody. Obi-Wan: I feel like Cody is the more responsible one of us two though. Cody: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control. Anakin: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

Rex: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Anakin: I’m this close to falling in love with Padme. Rex: Your fingertips are touching. Anakin: Exactly.

Jesse: Okay, help me please! Kix: Got two words for you. Jesse: I bet they won't be helpful. Kix: Your problem. Jesse: I was right

Obi-Wan: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Cody: Obi-wan, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Obi-Wan: I am convinced Anakin and Ahsoka share a brain cell.

Cody: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

Ahsoka: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!

Obi-Wan: You can eat a rock.

Cody: Air.

Rex: The fabric of time and space.

Anakin: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Ahsoka: You guys are not helpful.

Kix: Yo is Dogma sleeping or dead? Fives: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts. Jesse: Yeah, so did I. Dogma: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Echo: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Fives: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Hardcase, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Echo: You're a bad influence.

Fives: And you don't know your sayings.

Echo: WHY. why did you give Crosshair a KNIFE?! Hunter: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Echo: Now I feel unsafe! Hunter: I’m sorry. Hunter: ... would you like a knife?

Tech: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Hunter: Wasn't Crosshair with you?

Crosshair: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.