Crosshair: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Hunter: ... Your what?
Crosshair: My friends.
Tech: Are they saying “friends”?
Echo: I think they're being sarcastic.
Wrecker: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Crosshair! All of your friends are in this room.
Crosshair: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends!
I can't stop laughing
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Crowley: Aw you have a crush on me. How cute!
Aziraphale: Crowley, we are married and we adopted three kids.
Crowley: Still cute.
Echo, texting Hunter: Hunter! Help I’m being kidnapped
Hunter: Where are you?
Echo: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Hunter: I’ll call Crosshair.
Crosshair, answering their cell: hello?
Hunter: Where’s Echo? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Crosshair: Echo? What do you mean, they're right next to me-
Crosshair: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Crosshair: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Tech: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Hunter: Wasn't Crosshair with you?
Crosshair: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Tech: About 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Omega: Really?
Hunter, face-palming: Tech, please stop trying to make jokes.
Y'all know when you're bored at 1 am and you go on AI writing and it calls Hob Gadling a hobgoblin and now you can't read The Sandman ever again
Echo: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Crosshair : Why? It was important.
Echo: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Crosshair, shrugging: The people need to know.
Crosshair: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Wrecker : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Crosshair: No! Four to five seconds!
Wrecker : Too late!!!
Crosshair, after his reunion with Hunter and Wrecker: How many kids do you have?
Hunter: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?