After a few days, the black and blue marks Clarisse gave me were beginning to fade and the excitement about Percy was beginning to calm down.
Mostly…
The senior kids were watching him like hawks and the rumors had exploded after it had gotten out that his mother was human, which some took to mean that he must be a Big Three kid. Everyone was now arguing about who his father was. Even some of the counselors were making bets. But there wasn’t much to go on with pure speculation.
He wasn't gifted with the raw physical power of the Ares kids and he was kind of awful at archery, so Apollo was also out of the question. He didn't have any special touch with metalwork or technology and the grape vines in the fields wanted nothing to do with him, so Hephaestus and Dionysus were off the table too.
It was three days after Percy arrived that Cabin 11 was scheduled for sword fighting practice.
The arena we practiced in was an amphitheater that we used for duels and training. There was a line of straw dummies dressed in Greek armor with other miscellaneous training devices pushed to the edges.
We began our warm-up with simple slashes and stabs at the training dummies. Percy was having a hard time though, none of the swords we had seemed balanced for him and we couldn't find anything that fit him. It certainly wasn't doing him any favors for his strikes.
After our warm up we moved on to dueling. Wings took Percy as his sparring partner, prompting some kids to tease him a bit.
"Good luck," an undetermined guy named Ethan said with a smirk, “Luke's the best swordsman in the last three hundred years."
"Maybe he'll go easy on me," Percy responded back.
The other kids laughed and I walked over with a sympathetic smile masking my smirk.
"Don't count on it," I warned, but it wasn't just teasing.
I knew from experience that Wings didn’t believe in going easy on newbies. He claimed that the best way to learn was through pain and mistakes. And by that logic, Wings is a very good teacher.
Ethan calling Luke the best swordsman in three hundred years wasn't an exaggeration, either. Even Chiron, who'd been training heroes for thousands of years, was consistently impressed by his skill.
I partnered with a tall, older Hermes guy named Connor. He was usually paired with his brother, but every now and then they'd look for someone else to have diversity in their training.
I didn't mind the massive height difference too much since it was casual-sparing. And I considered it good practice to spar with taller opponents. Especially since I was still pretty short for my age.
After a while of sparing, Wings called break time and I noticed that when he threw his water over his head, Percy had copied him. What a couple of dorks.
Once the break was over Wings told us to gather around for a demonstration, but it was really just another hazing ritual. Wings always partnered with newbies.
The point was similar to Clarisse's toilet routine, but the difference was that Wings was more subtle about tormenting the newbies.
We gathered around Wings and Percy, most of us not even trying to hide our smiles knowing Wings was just going to show off while embarrassing the new kid.
I gotta admit, there was some purpose to this initiation. It was to keep new campers humble so they didn't get big heads after one day of training and go around challenging people to duels and getting themselves hurt…
"This is difficult," Wings stressed to the group after showing us a move that flung Percy's sword out of his hand. "I've had it used against me. No laughing at Percy, now. Most swordsmen have to work years to master this technique."
Wings demonstrated the move a few more times, making us note to get the tip of your blade at the base of your opponent's sword, near the hilt. Then twisting your opponent's arm and forcing them to drop their sword.
After Wings figured that we understood the motions, he declared that he and Percy were going to spar until one of them used the move to disarm the other.
I expected Wings to do the move within the first thirty seconds but Percy was keeping up quite well, going on the defensive and not giving Wings a chance to disarm him. Watching them reminded me how naturally battle reflexes came to demigods. With the rigorous training, I’d almost forgotten that we were basically hardwired for this.
As the fight continued, Percy seemed to get the hang of things. He even countered one of Luke's strikes and got the courage to thrust at him.
Unfortunately, that was just what Wings was waiting for. An offensive move was like the green light for him to apply more force and intensity.
Percy started getting visibly tired as Wings constantly bombarded him, packing more and more power behind every strike. Just when I thought Luke was going to push him too hard and accidentally stab him, Percy’s blade hit the base of his sword. Wings’s weapon was sent to the ground with a loud clang.
The tip of Percy's sword was now hanging in the air an inch away from Luke's chest. Both looked stared at the sword’s tip, equally surprised. But neither of them was anywhere near as stunned as the crowd.
Nobody moved; nobody breathed. Everyone just stared at the two in shock for a long moment.
"Um, sorry," Percy interrupted our gawking, lowering his blade.
After a moment to recover from his shock, Wings grinned.
"Sorry? By the gods, Percy, why are you sorry? Show me again!" He enthused, retrieving his blade and hurrying to stand in front of Percy again.
Wings hadn't gotten a real challenge from sparing another camper since before we met, and his excitement that Percy was an apparent prodigy was plain to see.
They were going to try the maneuver again but this time the moment their swords touched, Wings sent Percy's sword flying and there was a long pause as it skidded across the arena.
"... Beginner's luck?" Suggested a Hermes kid next to me.
"Maybe," Wings replied while wiping the sweat off his brow. "But I wonder what Percy could do with a balanced sword..."
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The next day was Friday, and all anyone could think about was Capture the Flag. For a children's game, the evening before looked a whole lot more like preparation for war. The only difference was that the atmosphere was a little lighter and more exciting.
Campers could be seen sorting out what gear they were planning to use or sharpening their weapons during free time. Alliance deals, coordination, and strategy could all be heard mixed in with the usual gossip. Clarisse and I had spent every moment together making threats and talking about how our teams were going to crush one another.
Cabin 11 was on the Blue Team while Cabin 5 was on the Red Team. Any other day, I’d die for Clarisse and I had a suspicion that she’d do the same for me. But today, we were enemies, and everything we said that wasn’t boasting could be revealed information. We were not about to have any of that forbidden friendship skatá.
Despite Clarisse’s best efforts, it was quite easy to pick up on the fact she was planning to enact revenge on Percy during the game. I, of course, went straight to Annabeth with that and repeated pretty much everything Clarisse had said about the game word for word.
Hey, if Clarisse didn’t want me using her for intel, she could have just avoided me for the day. She of all people knew how serious Capture the Flag was.
Knowing Annabeth, I figured she had already figured out every move Clarisse would make during the game. But I wasn't going to risk withholding possibly vital information.
After the activities and free time were over, it was time for dinner. I sacrificed my tastiest rack of ribs and a generous portion of mashed potatoes to Ares, praying that he wouldn’t favor his children for the wargame. For once, I sat at the Hermes table with Cabin 11.
Finally, it was time for a friendly, age-appropriate game of Capture the Flag.
The cheering of campers practically shook the dining pavilion as the Ares and Athena Cabin counselors brought out the giant silk banners. Both flags were about ten feet high and six feet wide. The Athena Cabin's flag was a glistening sliver with a clean painting of a barn owl sitting above an olive tree. Contrasted by the Ares flag, which was a striking shade of crimson with a bloody spear and a boar's head painted with violent, sporadic strokes.
Percy was asking Wings a ton of questions over the roaring cheers of the rest of the cabin. I considered trying to answer a few, but I’d already babysat Percy for a considerable chunk of the day when Wings had other counselor duties to handle. Besides, this wasn’t the time for handholding, it was time to get serious.
They announced the teams that had been negotiated. The Apollo and Hermes cabins were on the Blue Team led by the Athena Cabin. The Dionysus, Demeter, Aphrodite, and Hephaestus cabins were on the Red Team led by the Ares cabin.
That might sound a bit unbalanced, but the Hermes and Apollo cabins both had maybe triple the number of kids in cabins like Dionysus or Demeter, so the teams were fairly even in number.
Chiron Hammered his hoof on the marble floor to quiet the roaring demigods before beginning his usual pre-game announcements.
"Heroes! You know the rules. The creek is the boundary line. The entire forest is fair game. All magic items are allowed. The banner must be prominently displayed, and have no more than two guards. Prisoners may be disarmed, but may not be bound or gaged. No killing or maiming is allowed. I will serve as referee and battlefield medic. Arm yourselves!" Chiron finished his speech and raised his hands, summoning various pieces of armor, shields, and weapons to appear over the white cloth of our tables.
I already knew what gear I was going to grab, but I walked over to Wings to confirm my usual role in the game.
"Sorry to hear that, Percy, my dearest condolences," I teased, patting him on the shoulder after hearing he’d be on border patrol. "I’m guessing I'm on the usual?" I raised a brow at Wings.
He nodded. "Yeah, but you're gonna be moving ahead of me and a few others. Find Annabeth, she’ll fill you in on the rest of the plan." Wings's reply was vague, but that was to be expected while we were still within earshot of other cabins.
I gave him a quick nod and went to grab a pair of leather gloves, arm guards, and shin guards from the Demeter table. Then a small shield from the Athena table. The shield barely had a radius bigger than a dinner plate, but I couldn’t pack too heavy. Especially since I wasn’t really planning on using the thing, it was just in case I ended up needing it.
I would have grabbed a chest plate and helmet too, but I’d learned the hard way they always got snagged the way I moved. And I preferred to be light on my feet when I fought anyway. Being weighed down would just tire me out.
After going around the tables one more time to make sure I was sure with my selection, I grabbed a blue bandana and tied it around my neck.
My choice of gear was only slightly influenced by my battle preferences. My major influence was actually because of my role in pretty much every wargame; recon.
Scouting ahead was my job in virtually every game because my one and only skill gave me an edge that only the Apollo Cabin and a few others could combat: I was incredible at climbing trees.
Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want. I know it doesn't sound all that cool or important but since most campers used melee weapons, being up out of reach was a huge advantage. It was also hard for kids to see a figure in the branches since the trees cast shadows later in the evening. Meaning that there had been times I had been right above kids on the other team and they didn’t have a clue.
If I was lucky, I'd even catch strategy or important instructions from the opposite team. And when I say I’m “incredible” at climbing trees, I don’t just mean I could scurry up them quickly, I mean that I could get that crucial information to Annabeth faster than any other messenger on the ground could. Being in the trees meant I could cut right through the woods without worrying about running into enemy campers.
Not to mention, for whatever reason, I got this crazy adrenaline rush when I was up high. Maybe it was actually some kind of fear of heights or something, but whatever it was, it allowed me to cross the entire forest before most kids could reach the creek on foot.
Sufficed to say, I was the best reconnaissance option- with maybe the only exception being Annabeth herself since she had a literal invisibility cap. Either way, it was no surprise I had the same job almost every game.
"Blue Team, forward!" Annabeth interrupted my internal bragging, prompting the Blue Team to raise our swords in the air and cheer as she led us toward the south side of the forest. Threats and trash talk were thrown between the opposing teams as we marched. At first, I wasn't going to join in, but then I saw Clarisse and couldn’t help myself.
"Hey Classy, don't forget to look up!" She hated that nickname.
It didn’t sound like much, but I was referencing the time she'd chased an Apollo kid named Lake through the forest. Lake and I were on the Red Team during that game and Clarisse had been on the Blue Team.
Lake had made it to the border with the flag but Clarisse had been catching up to them and was about to lunge for a tackle. Without having time to think of anything else, I'd dropped down from where I was in the trees and fell right on top of her so Lake could make it over the boundary and win the game.
Clarisse got a few scrapes and bruises and I sprained my wrist, but it was worth it in the end. Clarisse was still salty about that particular loss, and I loooovvved rubbing it in whenever I got the chance.
After we reached our side of the woods, I went over to Annabeth to discuss the details of the plan Wings had mentioned and to establish where I'd be meeting her this game.
Whenever we were on the same team we'd establish a sort of intelligence headquarters. It was where I and any other scouts or informants would meet her if we had game-changing information to give her. There was usually an established signal to communicate to meet there, and it was always a place near the boundary line that felt secure enough for us to share information that she and her cabinmates could form strategies on. We’d even made this map of the woods with its own specified coordinates that I used to tell her the exact locations if they were needed.
We established the Intel HQ a little ways away from where Percy was positioned and I left my shield there in a bush so I could come back if I needed it later in the game.
Finally, Annabeth told me the plan for this game. Basically, she was just going to use Percy as bait to distract Clarisse and her cabin mates while they enacted their revenge. Meanwhile, I’d be scouting ahead to find the safest path for Wings’s group to sneak around the Red Team and capture their flag.
I decided to find Percy before the game and give him a few tips for "Border Patrol." I was actually trying to tell him how to survive an attack from Clarisse and her cabinmates. But I couldn't use any names, so I settled on just giving basic armed and unarmed combat tips, listing the parts of the body that weren’t fatal if stabbed, and reminding him that fighting was a last resort and that you should always run if you get the chance.
A horn blew in the distance, and it was time for me to get off the ground. With a final “good luck” to Percy, I took a running start and leaped to a tree branch a few meters away from where Percy and I had been standing. In the next moment, I was making my way through enemy territory.
Before meeting up with Wings’s group, Annabeth had told me my first priority was to ensure Clarisse was actually going after Percy as planned. If we didn’t know where she and her strongest cabinmates were, our whole plan could fall apart.
I hadn’t made it far when I thought I heard a familiar, animalistic growl. My stomach dropped and I stopped dead, hanging uncomfortably from a branch. I forced myself to bear it and remain completely still. My breathing picked up and my blood ran cold as I fought off the painful memory of glass piercing my nose.
I hung there listening for a minute, straining my ears in terror, desperate to catch the sound of an approaching monster before it was too late. But the only sound in the forest but the rustling of leaves and the distant sound of metal on metal.
Hesitantly, I began moving again, praying that the only danger in the woods today was the Red Team. Chiron always made sure the woods were cleared of monsters before wargames.
I was back up to full speed in no time, and the fear was beginning to wear off. I weaved between the branches with well-practiced ease. Something about being so far above the ground was empowering. Seeing threats like enemy teammates look so small on the ground made the suspense of creeping through the woods less terrifying.
When I was up high, I was in perfect control. I could calculate every route between the branches, and I could predict every move the people below me were going to make. I had found myself wishing that I was better at archery a lot. Then I could sit up high in the trees and never come down to fight.
After a few minutes of searching, I heard heavy footsteps somewhere ahead of me. I stopped and climbed higher into the trees.
Sure enough, Clarisse appeared in view with four of her cabinmates. Their path was dead set on Percy's location. They must have gotten a tip on where he was positioned. Or they’d roughed up one of our captured teammates until they talked.
Either way, they were dead set on their warpath, causing them to walk right under my hiding spot.
I grinned to myself; Clarisse hadn't listened to me. She was so set on her revenge that she’d forgotten to look up. Things were going according to Annabeth’s plan and I circled back to where I’d been told Wings was waiting. Taking note of the positions of any Red Team squads I passed.
Once found them, I threw a stick at Wings to get his attention. We selected one of the faster Hermes kids to run over to the Intel HQ. He was going to report the squad positions I'd seen on my way back to the Athena kids while I scouted ahead of Wings’s group.
I flew from branch to branch a few yards ahead of the group. Every now and then I'd run into red-plumed helmets and go back to the group to warn them. Then Wings would make the final call of fighting or going around them based on their numbers and, if I recognized them, how strong they were. We followed this tactic all the way to the North side of the forest, where I saw the Ares Cabin's flag on top of a formation of boulders nicknamed Zeus’s Fist.
I crept around the area to ensure there weren’t any squads nearby that would be able to come to defend the flag. After reporting the two guards and positions of various campers on patrol, Wings formed the plan.
The majority of the group that had come with us departed in the direction of the patrol, leaving only a handful of half-bloods to go after the flag.
I found myself standing on a low branch, barely a foot above one of the guards. I stared at the red plume on his helmet as I focused on keeping my breath silent. I crept, painstakingly slow, careful not to put my weight on a branch that might groan under my weight.
I gently unclipped the chain from around my neck and focused on my breath as I exhaled. With the breath leaving my lungs, the little brass whistle and chain in my hand were replaced by a gently glowing bronze harpe sword. Its familiar azure leather grip helped to steel my resolve.
I took a deep breath…
One, two, three, four…
I breathed out.
I dropped from the tree, landing on the guard’s shoulders, and forced his face into the dirt. Before the other could react, I dashed over and struck the side of her face with Copper’s pommel, knocking her helmet off and sending her to the ground.
The first guard was already back on his feet and rushed at me with a right hook. I blocked his fist with my leather-clad forearm and kicked him in the gut, sending him away from the flag.
At the same moment, Wings and two others had erupted from the tree line. Wings scaled the boulders and grabbed the flag. Before the guards knew what had happened, the four of us were making a mad dash back to the creek.
The part of our group that had split off joined us as we ran, helping to cover our retreat. The forest that had been so quiet was alive now, filled with screams of panic and the clashing of bronze.
We ran together as one large group, forming a wall between Wings and the enemy team. Anyone who got in the way was thrown to the side by whoever was in front. Strikes were exchanged, arrows came dangerously close to vital body parts, and both teams were frantic to have possession of the flag.
"A trick! It was a trick!" Someone screamed in front of us just before the creek came into sight.
We burst out of the tree line and threw ourselves over the creek. The Blue Team roared with cheer and applause as the red banner slowly turned to silver, the spear and boar replaced with Cabin 11's caduceus. It was over.
The group threw Wings on their shoulders, cheering and bragging. Chiron came out of the woods and blew the conch horn, signaling the end of the game.
I split off from the group and found Clarisse sulking on the ground across the creek from Annabeth and Percy. I shrunk Copper back into its whistle form and clipped it to my chain before sitting next to her.
"Hey, Classy. How's it hanging?" She gave me a quick glare before looking back at the ground. But the quick look hadn’t stopped me from spotting the bruise in the middle of her forehead.
Her silence worried me a bit. I was expecting yelling, threats, roughhousing… not sulking.
"You feeling alright?” I leaned forward to see her face. “I expected you to be... I dunno, angrier? 'S not like you to get all mopey..."
Clarisse gave me another glare but dropped it to knit her eyebrows together. An expression that was rare to see on Clarisse. She opened her mouth and-
I didn’t hear what Clarisse said. I heard the growl again. Much louder than it had been before, much closer.
My head snapped in the direction it had come from, a rock formation nearby. Whatever Clarisse had been saying was interrupted by a howl that echoed throughout the forest.
Suddenly I was a 10-year-old girl sitting against the wall of a church. Hands over my mouth and nose while tears slid down my face. Frozen in fear as I stared at the shadow cast through a stained glass window.
The memory faded as quickly as it had appeared. But the shadow had been replaced by the clear view of a hellhound standing on the rocks, and the fear was still icy in my veins.
My breathing picked up. I watched in slow motion as the hound jumped right over Annabeth. It was going for Percy. It would kill him. There was no way he’d survive if it bit him now.
It was like I was processing everything and nothing all at once. I noticed the leaves hanging in the air, and the water flowing around some campers' feet, saw Chiron drawing several arrows in his bow, and Clarisse staring up at the hellhound with wide eyes. Annabeth was beginning to turn around to face Percy, Wings was blankly staring at the scene, and the hellhound across the creek just was barely beginning to sink its claws into Percy's armor.
Then, suddenly, Copper was in my hands, its blade in the side of the hellhound's throat.
The hound fell to the ground and I stood over it. For a second, I didn’t know where I was, still reeling from the adrenaline and shock. My brain was still trying to catch up to what my body had just done. My nerves were on fire. I couldn't feel my legs. I realized I was shaking.
Percy was staring at me. He looked like he wanted to say something, but when I met his gaze he closed his mouth and averted his eyes. I realized I had a glare stuck on my face.
I closed my eyes and shook my head, trying to calm down.
"Sorry. I uh… Hate these things?" I attempted, before realizing that not even I knew what I was trying to explain.
I backed up to give Percy some space since I was basically standing over him with a sword in my hands and murder in my eyes.
"Di immortales!" Annabeth exclaimed, looking at the dog. "That's a hellhound from the Fields of Punishment. They don't... they're not supposed to..."
"Someone summoned it," Chiron finished. "Someone inside the camp."
"It's Percy's fault! I bet the anóitos summoned it!" Clarisse suddenly shouted from the other side of the creek.
"Be quiet, child," Chiron shushed her.
I offered my hand to Percy while the others were talking, trying to make up for sacring him while taking my mind off the hellhound for a second.
"Quick, Percy, get in the water." Annabeth suddenly commended.
"What?" Percy and I said in unison.
I expected Annabeth to be more concerned about the fact that Percy was bleeding. The hound's claws had pierced his breastplate. Surely Annabeth of all people would understand that he needed some bandages, right?
After some small protests, Percy agreed and I helped him to the creek. But the moment we reached the water, he stopped leaning on me and stood up straight.
His wounds began healing on their own. Closing up like they were never there. But no one cared, because there was a soft green light above his head. A hologram.
Percy was being claimed. And not by just any god.
Hanging in the air above him was a green trident. And it was a very, very bad sign.
"Your father..." Annabeth said quietly, "This is really not good."
"It is determined," Chiron announced to the campers, bending his two front legs to kneel.
I followed, dropping into a kneel as well. Slowly, everyone kneeled to Percy.
"My father?" Percy's voice gave away his confusion.
"Poseidon," Chiron answered. "Earthshaker, Stormbringer, Father of Horses. Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God."
Imma start posting my shitty PJO Clarisse La Rue x OC fanficiton here
If you’re interested but don’t want to read it here on Tumblr, it’s also posted on Wattpad, Quotev, and AO3
The guy talking about “bitchass cope” as if pretending that your health is entirely within your control isn’t cope for feeling powerless and afraid of an unpredictable future
Like, not to be scary or to haunt people, but to just hide peoples keys and move a couch across a room. I just want to fuck with people in a way that I’m currently unable to do at this moment.
After getting over the initial shock of the situation, I pocketed the letter and whistle and resumed packing. I figured that I shouldn’t have been surprised at this point.
A postcard from my dead mother, delivered right to my sleeping bag in the abandoned building no one knew I was squatting in wasn’t that hard to believe after my grasp on reality was already so loose. I could believe ghosts can send postcards.
With nowhere else to go, I began heading southeast in the vague direction of New York. I wasn’t in much of a hurry, even if the card promised that the address would lead me somewhere safe from monsters. I was only really going because I had to keep moving anyway, and it was easier to do that when I was traveling from A to B and not just aimlessly running.
And so began the worst three months of my life.
Most days went something like this:
In the morning, I’d wake up from a nightmare at some unholy hour of the morning before trying and failing to go back to sleep. After a while of laying there, I’d get up and pack up my sleeping bag, eat something I had stolen the day before, and find the nearest public bathroom– if there were any– and wash up for the day. Then, I’d check a map to confirm my route and start walking, stealing from any unattended bags or unaware pedestrians until I had enough money to take a bus or a train.
In the afternoons, I’d eat whatever I had left in my bag for lunch, or buy something if I had the money. I’d walk as far as I could until sundown before beginning to look for a bridge or empty building to crash in for the night.
But despite my efforts to keep moving and avoid monsters, I’d sometimes get delayed long enough for something to pick up my scent, or I’d just run into one by chance. It was on a day that the bus I’d taken had broken down. They refused to refund everyone and I was too stubborn to just walk away after paying, so I stayed with the bus for a few hours before they fixed the problem.
It was because of that delay that another one of those giant dogs tracked me down and gave chase until the day’s exhaustion caught up to me. I ran out of stamina too quickly and I decided to hide in a small, catholic cathedral. I’d already been shaky in my faith– I’d begun questioning everything I knew since running away– but in my exhausted delirious state, I must have figured I’d be safe since a demon wouldn’t be able to enter the house of God.
Unsurprisingly, it wasn’t safe in the church, and the giant dog had smashed through Mother Mary’s mosaic and embedded a glass shard in my face. I was lucky not to have caught it in the eye, but the glass had pierced my nose and gotten stuck.
That night I finally had the guts and adrenaline to confirm that my whistle could indeed turn into a sword and vaporize monsters, as promised on the postcard.
I think if I went to the hospital the doctors might have said that I needed plastic surgery- or at the very least stitches- but I couldn't risk them calling the police and finding out I was on a missing persons list.
So instead, I just went back to the bridge that I was sleeping under at the time and extracted the piece of glass myself. I sat there digging it out with my knife for two hours. Desperately trying to keep the tip of my nose from falling off and praying I wouldn’t slip and stab myself in the eye.
After I finally got the glass shard out, I had to go to a grocery store for some real medical supplies. The biggest problem was that a minor couldn't purchase painkillers.
So I decided on walking into a pharmacy and asking the woman behind the counter if the store had a first aid kit. The blood seeping through tissues and duct tape on my face must have scared her because she didn’t take the time to ask questions before she ran off to a back room.
While she was out of sight, I slipped behind the counter and snatched a few bottles of painkillers. Then I grabbed as much gauze, bandages, and iodine as I could fit in my bag from various shelves. I was just about to leave when my conscience caught up to me and I took a second to grab a wad of stolen cash from my bag and leave it on the counter before running out of the store.
I wasn’t sure if it was enough to actually pay for what I’d taken, but I hoped it would at least be seen as an act of good faith.
After that incident, I decided that I’d be rushing a little less from one place to another. That meant being more careful when stealing cash so I wouldn’t have to run from angry adults and older kids, as well as prioritizing eating proper meals over catching a train or bus. That way I could save my energy for running from monsters when needed.
Not to mention, the point of my cross-country trek was to stay one step ahead of the monsters on my trail and never be in one place for too long. I didn’t actually care about the destination, so there was no reason for me to rush.
The whole point of aiming for this supposed camp was to situation feel a little less hopeless. I didn’t really think I was going to make it anyway, I had no idea how I was going to cross the American border. So slowing my pace was a good thing, the longer I had to figure it out or die trying, the better.
But by an incredible stroke of luck, I didn’t have to die trying.
I was in Ontario by late August and the nights were getting colder and colder. I had to find somewhere indoors to sleep in case the snow decided to come early, so I broke into an empty dorm room at a French boarding school. I’d been there for just over two weeks when I got a visitor.
I was eating a tuna melt sandwich I’d bought from one of the school’s troublemakers when I heard a knock at the door. I got up and grabbed my bat, just in case. I never knew when one of the few students who knew I was here and didn’t speak French would either rat me out or try to blackmail me.
I peeked through the peephole in the door and saw a guy who I guessed was in his twenties wearing a baseball cap and an aviator jacket.
At first, I thought that he might be part of the school security. He was saying some stuff in French until he paused and started speaking English.
"Wait, say that again. I, uh, didn't hear you the first time?" I asked as I slightly cracked open the door, gripping my bat out of his line of sight.
Something about him seemed off. He was visibly uncomfortable talking to me and my gut was screaming that he wasn’t human, but no monster had ever tried calmly approaching me like this before.
Sure, there was that one that had come to my door, all those months ago, but it had been scratching and banging. Even the few of the more humanoid ones that could talk usually only threw insults or taunts while trying to kill me, or at most only kept up a horrible attempt at acting human for a few seconds before lunging at me. Never had one initiated an actual conversation without drooling a puddle on the floor.
Still, the longer I looked up at the stranger, the more suspicious I grew.
"You're a new student, eh?” He repeated in a weird, forced accent. “No one was in this dorm a month ago. But I haven't seen you in any classes, either... Eh."
I raised an unimpressed brow while I quietly leaned my bat against the door and reached for the whistle in my pocket.
By this point I was completely convinced something was up, not to mention he hadn’t clarified who he was or why he was there, which was incredibly weird since I was fairly sure this was a middle school and he was in his late teens at the youngest.
"Yeah... I just transferred here a week ago. Why are you at my dorm?" It was kind of rude, but I didn't feel the need to be polite to this guy. If I was actually a student, he’d definitely be the one in the wrong here.
He was surprised by my bluntness. "I- uh, I smelled something and just wanted to come to say hi," he answered, raising his eyebrows at me. He had an expectant look on his face like he was waiting for me to get an inside joke.
I tilted my head a bit at his expression before I processed what he’d said. 'Smelled something.' I echoed in my mind.
Literally no sane human would give that as a genuine excuse to show up at someone's door.
Barely a moment passed before my whistle was out of my pocket and in its sword form, its hooked blade angled in a guard in front of me.
If it wasn’t for his bizarre change in body language, I might’ve killed him right then and there. He’d obviously been uncertain before, but now he didn’t look the least bit scared of me or the glowing orange-gold sword in my hand. In fact, he looked more relaxed than he'd been before. Which was really unsettling.
He’d even sighed in relief, flashing a wide smile before introducing himself.
"Well, I'm Ichneutae. But call me Icky,” he took his hat off and gave a dramatic bow as he said this, which gave me a good look at the small horns poking out of his curly hair. "Camp Half-Blood's best keeper, at your service."
He'd dropped the fake accent and was now speaking more naturally, which sounded more like a less dramatic version of the New Yorker or Jersey accents I’d heard on TV.
Seeing the horns on his head didn't exactly quell my nerves and the theatrics were just weird, but a monster had never taken the time to introduce itself to me before, let alone bow. All the weirdness mixed with his confusing behavior almost caused me to miss the last part of his introduction.
"Camp Half-Blood?" I asked, slightly lowering my guard. "Does that mean you work there? In Long Island?" I asked, trying not to give away my excitement.
Icky raised a brow at me.
"You're not on a quest, are you,” he asked after a short pause.
“That doesn’t answer my question,” I said, but after a moment I dropped my guard and shook my head. “Not that I really know what that means, but no. I’m not on a mission or anything like that.”
“And you definitely don't have another satyr with you or I'd be able to smell 'em. You lose your keeper or something?" He sniffed the air, and I guessed he was checking for said other 'satyr.’
"Look, I don't know what a keeper is but you mentioned Camp Half-Blood, which means I have a reason to sorta trust you. For now. Or at the very least not vaporize you. What can you tell me about the camp?" I decided that this conversation was now an investigation as I raised my sword back up. This time closer to his neck.
"Alright, fine. But at least tell me your name first, kid." Icky agreed, ignoring my obvious threat.
I hesitated a moment before deciding that there was probably nothing he could do by knowing my name. "Zoe."
Icky seemed satisfied with that and went on to explain that he was a satyr, a half-goat half-man, and his job as a Keeper was to guide "half-bloods" to Camp Half-Blood (pretty on the nose name if you asked me).
In other words, he was the perfect guy to help me get there.
But despite my nagging, Icky refused to tell me what exactly a half-blood was beyond being able to see monsters, or why the camp was the only safe place for them. He claimed that knowing would put me in more danger than I already was. I asked him how that was supposed to work and he just brushed me off with some bull crap about smelling worse or something.
After a few more attempts to get the information out of him, I gave up asking. I had no choice but to trust he was telling the truth about all my questions being answered when I got to camp.
I still wasn't sure how much I could trust Icky since he was withholding so much information, and when he did provide answers they were always vague and unhelpful. But even if I didn't fully trust him, following him did prove to have some perks.
First of all, he had a part-time job in Ontario and a backup fund for when he found a half-blood. Which meant, he had money. Lots of real, not-stolen money, easily accessible in his wallet. As long as I was with him, I could eat without any guilt or stress.
He could also smell other monsters, which made avoiding them unbelievably smoother. I never thought I’d be so happy to be hanging around a monster (though he objected to me calling him that, but he wasn’t human so I didn’t see the difference).
Finally, when we were nearing the Canadian-American border, he somehow magicked up some paperwork that said I was an American citizen, and that we were related. He let me choose the names, so I guess I’m now legally an American citizen named Cana Dion Bacona who had an uncle named Chris Pete Bacon (I definitely wouldn’t come to regret that joke in the future).
Icky insisted that he was supposed to guide me the whole way to the camp, but as impressive as magic citizenship was, I still didn't trust him enough to go with him the whole way. For all I knew, he was just waiting for the right opportunity to kill me in my sleep or something. I pointed this out to him and made it clear that if he wanted me to get to camp he'd respect my wishes and leave me alone once we were across the border.
He argued a bit but eventually agreed that once we were in New York State he'd let me get to the camp on my own and even gave me money and directions for a few bus and train tickets that would run as close as possible to camp before I'd have to go the rest of the way on foot.
Icky had left after we crossed the border, like we’d agreed. Turning right around to go back to searching the boarding school where we'd met for other half-bloods.
Now that I was alone during the long bus rides, it was difficult not to think about how absurd my life had become in the last six months.
First, I'd been chased away from home by a bunch of monsters. Then I found a postcard that was supposedly from my mom on my sleeping bag in a random old store no one knew I was staying in.
Then, a hippy-looking goat guy got me magical paperwork that said I was an American citizen named Cana Dion. Was I an illegal alien? Did magic citizenships count as fake or was I actually a legal American Citizen now? Did records of me suddenly show up in a file cabinet somewhere? Wasn't that unfair to people who fought for years to get green cards in this country?
It was also hard to keep my mind off of something else Icky said. He was asking me about my parents. He asked if I’d ever met my father and was pretty surprised when I explained that it was my mother who died when I was young. When I asked him why he expected me not to have a dad, he refused to explain as always, but he’d also let it slip that my mom wasn’t dead.
I asked him how he could know that and he just insisted he couldn't tell me the details. He just reassured me all my questions would be answered when I arrived at the camp for the hundredth time.
But I still needed to take a few more trains to get there. Speaking of trains, I'd also learned something about myself on this trip: I absolutely despised the subway. I'd been on trains before, but this was my first time riding one underground. I thought it'd be a fun, new experience.
Oh, how wrong I was.
Everything about it sucked. The underground tunnels were stuffy and suffocating and the bright artificial lights had been nauseating. On top of all that, the a was the same kind of primal wrong feeling in my stomach as when I was in or near deep water and I hated it. The whole time I had to concentrate on not hyperventilating, which wasn't easy since the air itself felt like it was as thick as the dirt I knew was just outside the concrete; after that, I swore to myself that once I got to the camp, I'd never go underground again.
Finally, almost six months since I'd run away from home, I had made it to Long Island. I walked through an area filled with trees with a map in my hand. I came up to a hill and saw a big, blue house that lay next to a strawberry field. I continued forward but when I took a step past a notably large pine tree my eyes widened as the camp I had been looking for suddenly materialized at the bottom of the hill behind the strawberry fields as well as kids on the backs of horses with wings, flying in the sky above where I was. I stood there for a while staring at the camp below with a mixture of awe and dread.
On one hand, if Icky and the postcard were right, I'd be safe here and I could settle down after months of running. I could start a life with other weirdos, "half-bloods," like me. I might even be able to finally meet my mom if she really was still alive.
On the other hand, this meant that I finally had to accept that everything I’d experienced in the last six months was reality. I wasn't hallucinating or dreaming. I wasn't going to wake up back at home and eat breakfast with my family. In fact, I’d probably never see them again.
Even if it was somehow safe enough to go back to them one day, I'd never be able to explain where I've been or why I left.
I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. I let it out as opened my eyes, taking my unsure first step to begin walking down the hill, toward my new reality.
This took WAY too long for how it turned out... But I’m proud of it nonetheless
What was I on
the the crushing weight of our own looming mortality is what both drives us to live and makes us want to give up and natural selection means that people with genetic illness shouldn’t have children and if the government did fake the moon landing then what was the point of the space race other then to gain meaning in this meaningless life that we can only attain through cheating and not gaining anything at all and yet the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell but we’ve never needed that information and it’s been burned into out heads over and over for years so Michel Obama is rumored to be a man meaning that society’s faith in the one true god, shaggy, is no longer strong enough to hold the fabric of this reality together thus we collide with others and that’s why the Mandela Effect is putting chemicals in the water to turn the freaking frogs gay but a study showed that wasn’t true but the study was made by the people turning the frogs gay so it didn’t count… In conclusion: black beans are full of protein so they’re good to eat during an existential crisis
So there’s this famous phrase in Genesis, “לא טוב היות האדם לבדו" (“lo tov heyot ha'adam l'vado”), which means “it is not good for man to be alone.” I was thinking today that it might make a nice Jewish friendship bracelet or wedding ring inscription or something. Problem is, if you try to split it up it becomes
לא טוב היות האדם לבדו
“Existence is not good.” “Man is alone.”
All the other ways of splitting them up are similarly awful. And on the one hand, I think this is really kind of beautiful—how this phrase, which is about togetherness, is so beautiful as a whole but cannot be broken into parts without itself becoming splintered and distorted. The language mirrors the very nature of humanity that it describes.
But on the other hand it totally ruined my friendship bracelet idea so @G-d this is a callout post
A dystopian future story except instead of it being about teenagers joining a secret underground rebel organization they join a not so organized kind of pirate society because the planet is covered in water cuz climate change or something it doesn’t matter. Anyways the pirate thing is basically just individual groups that don’t really cooperate but they’re mostly neutral to each other because they’re against the dystopian society leaders and “the enemy’s my enemy is my friend” except there’s infighting because some are leaning more towards terrorists and some are like noble or whatever
He/Him | 18I have a singular fanficiton that I've been writing for over 3 years and will likley never finish
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