A Dystopian Future Story Except Instead Of It Being About Teenagers Joining A Secret Underground Rebel

I had a stroke reading this and probably while writing it as well.

is this how to tumblure?

Throw back to when I went to christian school for kindergarten and 4th grade and had my fist experiences with why I don’t like the majority of Christians.

Kindergarten: Kindergarten boy breaks into the bathroom with a locked door (don’t know how the fuck he got in but kids are midget Satans so I call dark magic) and proceeds to peep, then I was forced to accept his apology for peeping and he was never punished because his parents were rich and after a week transferred him. They forced kids to accept apologies for a lot of things, which isn’t really how that works, but that was the worst I can remember.

4th Grade: First day of school, at a new school, which wasn’t new for me but that’s not what’s important right now. What is important is that I’m type one diabetic and decided to sit on the closest table to the nurse’s office door because it was empty, rusty, and close for if I had to go back inside. So I come outside for lunch and am just opening my little box of food from my bag when some 6th grade girls come to tower over me and ask if I wished to join then in sustenance. I was actually quite happy sitting by the door just vibing. They say nothing and leave. The next day I’m in the principal’s office for the first time in my life. “What for,” you ask? Bullying. Who? The girls two years older then me. How? Not wanting to sit with kids I don’t know and don’t like when they asked me to.

Fucking christian schools…

My friends don’t even know who Karlach is and I’ve never talked about her before, but now imma just start vaguely referring to my “cheese wife” and it’ll just be an inside joke between me and myself

oh NO????? 😭😭😭😭🧀🧀🧀

Honestly same, the most unhinged stuff I’ve seen has been on other people’s dashes or reposts on other social medias. I don’t know how to find the unhinged deep that I keep hearing about

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

Imagine a sitcom that’s only a really boring slice of life thing for half a season and then suddenly half the cast dies as nuclear war breaks out and the rest of the normal 18 seasons sitcoms span for is the surviving cast desperately trying to survive the nuclear fallout while keeping life as close to normal as before with their everyday shenanigans but the laugh track is gone it’s it painfully obvious they don’t really remember how life was before and that’s why they act so weird.

I don’t it even know what this is but I want it so bad, it looks so cool

Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

I am the supporting side character of the anime protagonist, but I also secretly wrote and rehearsed the friendship speech and the only reason I keep cheering so loud is so that the protagonist will say the damn lines that I rehearsed with them 17 times yesterday. 

The guy talking about “bitchass cope” as if pretending that your health is entirely within your control isn’t cope for feeling powerless and afraid of an unpredictable future

screenshot to see ur nickname!

Reblogging this (or whatever the hell it’s probably the fifth time I’ve logged into Tumblr, idk what the fuck I’m doing) just so I can see it again

meirl

So there’s this famous phrase in Genesis, “לא טוב היות האדם לבדו" (“lo tov heyot ha'adam l'vado”), which means “it is not good for man to be alone.” I was thinking today that it might make a nice Jewish friendship bracelet or wedding ring inscription or something. Problem is, if you try to split it up it becomes

לא טוב היות האדם לבדו

“Existence is not good.” “Man is alone.”

All the other ways of splitting them up are similarly awful. And on the one hand, I think this is really kind of beautiful—how this phrase, which is about togetherness, is so beautiful as a whole but cannot be broken into parts without itself becoming splintered and distorted. The language mirrors the very nature of humanity that it describes.

But on the other hand it totally ruined my friendship bracelet idea so @G-d this is a callout post