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the the crushing weight of our own looming mortality is what both drives us to live and makes us want to give up and natural selection means that people with genetic illness shouldn’t have children and if the government did fake the moon landing then what was the point of the space race other then to gain meaning in this meaningless life that we can only attain through cheating and not gaining anything at all and yet the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell but we’ve never needed that information and it’s been burned into out heads over and over for years so Michel Obama is rumored to be a man meaning that society’s faith in the one true god, shaggy, is no longer strong enough to hold the fabric of this reality together thus we collide with others and that’s why the Mandela Effect is putting chemicals in the water to turn the freaking frogs gay but a study showed that wasn’t true but the study was made by the people turning the frogs gay so it didn’t count… In conclusion: black beans are full of protein so they’re good to eat during an existential crisis

Trust Lemon

This took WAY too long for how it turned out... But I’m proud of it nonetheless

My friends don’t even know who Karlach is and I’ve never talked about her before, but now imma just start vaguely referring to my “cheese wife” and it’ll just be an inside joke between me and myself

oh NO????? 😭😭😭😭🧀🧀🧀

I’m again thinking about Nimona because why shouldn’t I and a detail about it that I love is that Institution always made it seem as if there’s more monsters outside the walls then there actually were. It was just Nimona and she was just living her life. This is something else that I think is a great example of how transphobic lawmakers talk about the trans community.

There always seems to be talk about how the trans community is constantly brainwashing kids into being trans and make it out to seem as if the trans community wants everyone to be trans when that’s not true.

Trans people are just people, not an army ready to attack the world.

Imagine a sitcom that’s only a really boring slice of life thing for half a season and then suddenly half the cast dies as nuclear war breaks out and the rest of the normal 18 seasons sitcoms span for is the surviving cast desperately trying to survive the nuclear fallout while keeping life as close to normal as before with their everyday shenanigans but the laugh track is gone it’s it painfully obvious they don’t really remember how life was before and that’s why they act so weird.

Reblogging this (or whatever the hell it’s probably the fifth time I’ve logged into Tumblr, idk what the fuck I’m doing) just so I can see it again

meirl

Doing my duty

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Honestly same, the most unhinged stuff I’ve seen has been on other people’s dashes or reposts on other social medias. I don’t know how to find the unhinged deep that I keep hearing about

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL