"Read Banned Books" A New Full Page Cartoon Essay Published In The New York Times Arts & Leisure Section

this is what happens when you procrastinate

WHaT dO YOU MEAN BY “gOOD OMENS IS BACK”??????????????????????????

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"Remember when I disappeared sometime in April?" Villain asked, looking up at Hero with those hazel eyes they could never read. "I told you that I had an emergency mission. That was a lie." They paused. "Supervillain kidnapped me."

Hero stared at them, eyes wide. "But why would they do that?"

"They were going to force me to marry them. Hero, I-"

They stepped forwards and gently pressed their lips against their Villain's. "I'm sorry, Villain." they whispered.

"What? For what?"

The door slammed open, and Hero stepped backwards, suddenly out of Villain's reach - all too far away, all too quickly.

They felt breath on their neck, and then a whisper. Their heart froze. They knew that voice. "Looks like you're mine again, darling."

Supervillain.

from Amulet by Kazu Kibuishi

Humans are weird

What if aliens don't have pets? Like keeping animals as friends is just completely foreign to them

Alien: So you're telling me… That you took a predator from your forests, saw that it was fluffy…. And kept it?

Human, petting a dog: he also gets really happy when you pet his stomach!

Alien, bending down to cautiously pet the dog:……

Alien: I would die for you.

Piglin designs! I’ve only just gotten into the Nether update (late, I know) and wow! I’m loving the design features of these dudes, so I drew some in my style!

The amount of joy I get when people do this tho

I like that we’re all autistic here because sometimes I don’t want to have thoughts I just want to reply to something my mutual said with “:]]” and them to respond “:D!!” to show that we are both happy with each other and satisfied with the interaction

HOLY CRAP

THIS. THIS IS THE BEST HEADCANON.

Breakfast time at the Arctic Commune must be fun!!

Jason keeps him humble

Just thought I'd share what pintrest showed me today