DAMN IT DONNIE!

DAMN IT DONNIE!

Y/N: how do I install a new attractive and cute face?

Donnie: you can't install software already on device.

Y/N: You smooth mf.

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2 years ago

Tanaka: from now on, we’re gonna be using codenames. You can address me as “Eagle one”

Tanaka: Kiyoko is “Been There, Done That”

Tanaka: Ennoshita is “Currently Doing That”

Tanaka: Nishinoya, “If I had To Pick A Dude”

Tanaka: Kageyama is “It Happened Once In a Dream”

Tanaka: and Tsukishima is...

Tanaka: “Eagle two”

Tsukishima: oh thank god

*later*

Tanaka, about Hinata: “I’d Be Lying If I Said I Haven’t Thought About It” is in position!

3 months ago

WHB Cat Café AU

Gehenna

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Treat feeding facts below

Satan WILL attack your hand if you dangle treats in front of him

Ppyong will sit on his hind legs and beg with his front paws

Sitri will sit there and stare at the treat before leaving, he’s only interested in catnip or silvervine tea

Belial can give you paw, when you ask for it both him and Jjyu will give you paw, be sure to reward them both. Jjyu will run away if he’s not with Belial.

Zagan doesn’t like receiving treats from strangers’ hands, leave it on the floor. But otherwise he’ll rub his face on your hand before eating the treat

Astaroth will sniff the treat first, then eat it, putting his paws on your hand to secure it

Leraye will do tippy taps for the treats

Paimon will gently grab the treats from your hand

3 months ago

𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧

𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧

𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗡 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗗 ?

𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗦

NSFW 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

Oral (Giving) 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

NSFW 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧

D 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

"Ruining your Makeup" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

NSFW 𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗦 & 𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗟

"Love Yourself Like I Love You" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

"Clothes Off" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

"A Life with You" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

"I Could stay here forever" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 + 𝗕𝗔𝗘𝗟 & 𝗕𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗧

“Love how that looks on you” 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 + 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗦 & 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗚𝗜𝗡

𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗨𝗔𝗟

Thigh Riding 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗢𝗡 Thigh Riding 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗟𝗭𝗘𝗕𝗨𝗕

"Own Me" 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗢𝗡

"Not Yet" 𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗟

𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗖

𝗪𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗡𝗡𝗡?

𝟳𝟮 𝗗𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹𝘀 𝗟𝗶𝘀𝘁

4 months ago
Wukong clutches his head with one hand and grips the table of his room with the other, scolding himself aloud: “What was I thinking?!”
In his own room, Macaque echoes the same thought, his hands tangled in his hair as he berates himself: “What was I thinking?!”
Wukong paces restlessly across his room, muttering, “Of course he wouldn’t want me at his side…”
Meanwhile, Macaque, sitting on his bed with his knees pulled to his chest, mumbles, “Of course he wouldn’t want to stay by my side…”
Lost in his spiraling thoughts, Wukong accidentally knocks over a jar of fireflies perched on his nightstand. As the jar shatters and fireflies scatter, his racing mind continues: “He deserves someone just as brilliant as he is…”
Pacing still, he bitterly adds, “Not some pathetic fool like me.” The glowing fireflies stream out through the open door, drifting down the corridor.
At the same time, Macaque opens his closet, revealing a pullover gifted by Wukong in an earlier episode. He whispers to himself, “He deserves someone just as strong as he is…”. The fireflies continue to fly through the corridor.
Back on his bed, gripping the pullover like a lifeline, Macaque finishes his thought: “…Not some pathetic weakling like me.”
Too caught up in his breakdown, he doesn't notice the fireflies getting closer to his bed, all of them clearly with intent.
Ask Wukong and Macaque!
- Since you communicate from our dimension to their's through a firefly, there is no way for us to send him any physical objects or actions (e.g. pats your head, *gives him an atomic bombshell*) however the fireflies can fly a bit/perch, so if you wanna do that, feel free to :]
- Besides being neutral/nice, feel free to also be mean. If you wanna increase the already growing trauma of our bois by insulting them/being mean, then go right ahead! I love angst (as you may have already figured out). 
- Due to both of them being in separate rooms, you, currently, can only talk to Macaque/ Wukong separately (One ask for one question would be ideal for me organising the asks later on! :D)
- Your behavior and questions as well as your reasonings do matter a lot, depending on how you change their views/moods their decisions will change which will change the story, too!
- Feel free to ask things that aren't related to the current situations! (I think both would like a distraction right about now)
- You can try and be direct e.g. Hey Wukong the Mayors a lying piece of sh*t but the success rate of that is pretty low, as the both of them have no idea who you are, nor do they trust you.

Lovingly led to Ruin (LLR) - Masterpost

Episode “What was I thinking!?”

Previous Episode │First │ Next Episode (Coming Soon)

When I was small, I was always amazed by Ask Blogs, so why not mimic their format for a bit before we continue with the regular schedule? I'll see if there is any demand/interest, otherwise I'll just go right back to comic strips :]

All hail to Wukong and his inability to control his tail’s movement when he feels sad!

Also I promise the other monkey is getting real clothes soon lmao-

For now, the Askbox is open for 3 days, please make sure to read the info/rules in the last picture before sending an ask to either Mac or Wukong, thank you! :D

The 3 days are over, and the askbox is closed now, so I can start working on them! :]

Thank you for all the great asks!

2 years ago

This is funny, but what about this too:

April: we lost the turtles, where could they have gone? We don’t have time to look for them.

Y/N: hold on I got this.

Y/N: OUCH! F***!

Turtles: [same actions as stated above but with worried words and surprises about y/n swearing. Also crowding them to see what hurt.]

Y/N: [talking towards April] Found them.

April: Shit, we lost Leo.

Y/N: Wait, I got this...

Y/N: Y/N IS A PIECE OF SHIT! THEY ARE THE WORST PERSON EVER AND I HATE THEM!

Leo: [Marching out of the crowd] BITCH WHAT-

Donnie: [flying down from the sky] THE FUCK-

Mikey: [stumbling out of a craft store] DID YOU-

Raph: [emerging from a sewer] JUST SAY?!?!

Y/N: I have made a mistake.

2 years ago

🤩

I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.

They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.

They left the girl readily.

The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.

She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.

The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.

She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 

Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 

(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)

((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))

The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.

The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.

Keep reading

3 months ago

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1 month ago
*Record Scratch Sound* Oh Shit- Here We Go Again.
*Record Scratch Sound* Oh Shit- Here We Go Again.
*Record Scratch Sound* Oh Shit- Here We Go Again.
*Record Scratch Sound* Oh Shit- Here We Go Again.
*Record Scratch Sound* Oh Shit- Here We Go Again.
*Record Scratch Sound* Oh Shit- Here We Go Again.
*Record Scratch Sound* Oh Shit- Here We Go Again.
*Record Scratch Sound* Oh Shit- Here We Go Again.
*Record Scratch Sound* Oh Shit- Here We Go Again.
*Record Scratch Sound* Oh Shit- Here We Go Again.
*Record Scratch Sound* Oh Shit- Here We Go Again.

*Record scratch sound* Oh shit- here we go again.

This is the first out of 3 Spin-Off of the ShadowPeach Bio Parents AU - Second Star!

Updates will be every Thursday & Sunday at 1PM ET Starting from April 10.

2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13

Extras: (coming soon)

*Record Scratch Sound* Oh Shit- Here We Go Again.
*Record Scratch Sound* Oh Shit- Here We Go Again.
1 month ago

Cass apocalyptic series Masterpost

Do NOT re-upload on other websites please

Por favor, no distribuya a otros sitios

Пожалуйста НЕ перезаливать на другие сайты

So...one day I thought "hmmm, what if we had another season about the bad timeline" and then I went to draw it.

Tip jar (my Ko-fi page)

Fanart Edits Fanfics Little interesting details

_________________ Cover___________________

Ep 1. Master Leonardo becomes Baby Blue once again

Ep 2. Can you carry your uncles?

Ep 3. Raph is dead. The good news is it's fixable

Ep 4. Your brain may be human, but your soul speaks in turtle

Ep 5. Mikey looks sixty, but he's not even forty. Donnie can do something about that

Ep 6. Krangified

Ep 7. How many cool points does your dad have?

Ep 8. You may not be human. You might actually be a turtle

Ep 9. Commander O'Neil

Ep 10. Tiny Tello

Ep 11. The little things

Ep 12. Everything is falling apart

Ep 13. You are in the past, your thoughts are in the future

Ep 14. Donatello

Ep 15. Raphael

Ep 16. And the two they left behind

Ep 17. You've got cuddles and hot water. Both are limitless

Ep 18. So many turtles

Ep 19. Find the Krang, stop the...wait..

Ep 20. The winter is long

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C.A.S. Animated project - Part 1 Part 2

Quick q&a:

Drawn in Procreate (mostly). Commissions are closed. Tcest dni. This whole comic is about family and platonic relationships. My youtube. Basic round brush. Page size: 1620×2160.

If you use my comic pages in your art (such as edits, redraws, etc) please credit me as their author and attach a link to this blog. Thank you:)

8 months ago
“Omg, I Love These! They Go Up To Size 6X AND They Have Pockets?! Wow!! But Do You Have Anything Longer?”
“Omg, I Love These! They Go Up To Size 6X AND They Have Pockets?! Wow!! But Do You Have Anything Longer?”
“Omg, I Love These! They Go Up To Size 6X AND They Have Pockets?! Wow!! But Do You Have Anything Longer?”

“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“Omg, I Love These! They Go Up To Size 6X AND They Have Pockets?! Wow!! But Do You Have Anything Longer?”
“Omg, I Love These! They Go Up To Size 6X AND They Have Pockets?! Wow!! But Do You Have Anything Longer?”
“Omg, I Love These! They Go Up To Size 6X AND They Have Pockets?! Wow!! But Do You Have Anything Longer?”

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

“Omg, I Love These! They Go Up To Size 6X AND They Have Pockets?! Wow!! But Do You Have Anything Longer?”
“Omg, I Love These! They Go Up To Size 6X AND They Have Pockets?! Wow!! But Do You Have Anything Longer?”
“Omg, I Love These! They Go Up To Size 6X AND They Have Pockets?! Wow!! But Do You Have Anything Longer?”

“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!” Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.

“Omg, I Love These! They Go Up To Size 6X AND They Have Pockets?! Wow!! But Do You Have Anything Longer?”
“Omg, I Love These! They Go Up To Size 6X AND They Have Pockets?! Wow!! But Do You Have Anything Longer?”
“Omg, I Love These! They Go Up To Size 6X AND They Have Pockets?! Wow!! But Do You Have Anything Longer?”

*wild cheering* /scene

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