DAMN IT DONNIE!
Y/N: how do I install a new attractive and cute face?
Donnie: you can't install software already on device.
Y/N: You smooth mf.
Tanaka: from now on, we’re gonna be using codenames. You can address me as “Eagle one”
Tanaka: Kiyoko is “Been There, Done That”
Tanaka: Ennoshita is “Currently Doing That”
Tanaka: Nishinoya, “If I had To Pick A Dude”
Tanaka: Kageyama is “It Happened Once In a Dream”
Tanaka: and Tsukishima is...
Tanaka: “Eagle two”
Tsukishima: oh thank god
*later*
Tanaka, about Hinata: “I’d Be Lying If I Said I Haven’t Thought About It” is in position!
WHB Cat Café AU
Gehenna
Satan WILL attack your hand if you dangle treats in front of him
Ppyong will sit on his hind legs and beg with his front paws
Sitri will sit there and stare at the treat before leaving, he’s only interested in catnip or silvervine tea
Belial can give you paw, when you ask for it both him and Jjyu will give you paw, be sure to reward them both. Jjyu will run away if he’s not with Belial.
Zagan doesn’t like receiving treats from strangers’ hands, leave it on the floor. But otherwise he’ll rub his face on your hand before eating the treat
Astaroth will sniff the treat first, then eat it, putting his paws on your hand to secure it
Leraye will do tippy taps for the treats
Paimon will gently grab the treats from your hand
𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧
𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗦
NSFW 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦
Oral (Giving) 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦
NSFW 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧
D 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦
"Ruining your Makeup" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦
NSFW 𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗦 & 𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗟
"Love Yourself Like I Love You" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦
"Clothes Off" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦
"A Life with You" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦
"I Could stay here forever" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 + 𝗕𝗔𝗘𝗟 & 𝗕𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗧
“Love how that looks on you” 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 + 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗦 & 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗚𝗜𝗡
𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗨𝗔𝗟
Thigh Riding 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗢𝗡 Thigh Riding 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗟𝗭𝗘𝗕𝗨𝗕
"Own Me" 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗢𝗡
"Not Yet" 𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗟
𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗖
𝗪𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗡𝗡𝗡?
𝟳𝟮 𝗗𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹𝘀 𝗟𝗶𝘀𝘁
Episode “What was I thinking!?”
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When I was small, I was always amazed by Ask Blogs, so why not mimic their format for a bit before we continue with the regular schedule? I'll see if there is any demand/interest, otherwise I'll just go right back to comic strips :]
All hail to Wukong and his inability to control his tail’s movement when he feels sad!
Also I promise the other monkey is getting real clothes soon lmao-
This is funny, but what about this too:
April: we lost the turtles, where could they have gone? We don’t have time to look for them.
Y/N: hold on I got this.
Y/N: OUCH! F***!
Turtles: [same actions as stated above but with worried words and surprises about y/n swearing. Also crowding them to see what hurt.]
Y/N: [talking towards April] Found them.
April: Shit, we lost Leo.
Y/N: Wait, I got this...
Y/N: Y/N IS A PIECE OF SHIT! THEY ARE THE WORST PERSON EVER AND I HATE THEM!
Leo: [Marching out of the crowd] BITCH WHAT-
Donnie: [flying down from the sky] THE FUCK-
Mikey: [stumbling out of a craft store] DID YOU-
Raph: [emerging from a sewer] JUST SAY?!?!
Y/N: I have made a mistake.
🤩
I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.
They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.
They left the girl readily.
The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.
She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.
The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.
She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying.
Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother.
(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)
((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))
The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.
The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.
Keep reading
*Record scratch sound* Oh shit- here we go again.
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Do NOT re-upload on other websites please
Por favor, no distribuya a otros sitios
Пожалуйста НЕ перезаливать на другие сайты
So...one day I thought "hmmm, what if we had another season about the bad timeline" and then I went to draw it.
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Fanart Edits Fanfics Little interesting details
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Ep 1. Master Leonardo becomes Baby Blue once again
Ep 2. Can you carry your uncles?
Ep 3. Raph is dead. The good news is it's fixable
Ep 4. Your brain may be human, but your soul speaks in turtle
Ep 5. Mikey looks sixty, but he's not even forty. Donnie can do something about that
Ep 6. Krangified
Ep 7. How many cool points does your dad have?
Ep 8. You may not be human. You might actually be a turtle
Ep 9. Commander O'Neil
Ep 10. Tiny Tello
Ep 11. The little things
Ep 12. Everything is falling apart
Ep 13. You are in the past, your thoughts are in the future
Ep 14. Donatello
Ep 15. Raphael
Ep 16. And the two they left behind
Ep 17. You've got cuddles and hot water. Both are limitless
Ep 18. So many turtles
Ep 19. Find the Krang, stop the...wait..
Ep 20. The winter is long
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C.A.S. Animated project - Part 1 Part 2
Quick q&a:
Drawn in Procreate (mostly). Commissions are closed. Tcest dni. This whole comic is about family and platonic relationships. My youtube. Basic round brush. Page size: 1620×2160.
If you use my comic pages in your art (such as edits, redraws, etc) please credit me as their author and attach a link to this blog. Thank you:)
“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”
Sure do, no problem!!
“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”
I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!
“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!” Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.
*wild cheering* /scene
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