WHAT IN "HELL" IS BAD?

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I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.

They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.

They left the girl readily.

The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.

She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.

The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.

She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 

Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 

(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)

((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))

The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.

The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.

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This is funny, but what about this too:

April: we lost the turtles, where could they have gone? We don’t have time to look for them.

Y/N: hold on I got this.

Y/N: OUCH! F***!

Turtles: [same actions as stated above but with worried words and surprises about y/n swearing. Also crowding them to see what hurt.]

Y/N: [talking towards April] Found them.

April: Shit, we lost Leo.

Y/N: Wait, I got this...

Y/N: Y/N IS A PIECE OF SHIT! THEY ARE THE WORST PERSON EVER AND I HATE THEM!

Leo: [Marching out of the crowd] BITCH WHAT-

Donnie: [flying down from the sky] THE FUCK-

Mikey: [stumbling out of a craft store] DID YOU-

Raph: [emerging from a sewer] JUST SAY?!?!

Y/N: I have made a mistake.

𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧

𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗡 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗗 ?

𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗦

NSFW 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

Oral (Giving) 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

NSFW 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧

D 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

"Ruining your Makeup" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

NSFW 𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗦 & 𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗟

"Love Yourself Like I Love You" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

"Clothes Off" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

"A Life with You" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦

"I Could stay here forever" 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 + 𝗕𝗔𝗘𝗟 & 𝗕𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗧

“Love how that looks on you” 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 + 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗦 & 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗚𝗜𝗡

𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗨𝗔𝗟

Thigh Riding 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗢𝗡 Thigh Riding 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗟𝗭𝗘𝗕𝗨𝗕

"Own Me" 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗢𝗡

"Not Yet" 𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗟

𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗖

𝗪𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗡𝗡𝗡?

𝟳𝟮 𝗗𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹𝘀 𝗟𝗶𝘀𝘁

I just- remember I had this? Basically MK trying to deescalate a very tense UNO game, and Macaque comes in and screws Wukong over. Nezha is just laughing in the back like a hyena-

Audio from: THIS

*Record scratch sound* Oh shit- here we go again.

This is the first out of 3 Spin-Off of the ShadowPeach Bio Parents AU - Second Star!

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Extras: (coming soon)

GORGEOUS HUNNY

“OOPS, I CAUGHT THE FEELS!!!”

Finished mini comic Mac and SWK dealing with their physical reminders of LBD. Thought it’d be silly if Mac finally stops giving a fuck about his glamours, catching SWK off guard as he struggles with newfound? Resurfacing?? Feelings!?!?!!?

2nd panels my fav :)))

Trying to experiment with effects and ✨sparkles✨ more AND COLORS (also minor style change)

Like and Reblogs are appreciated!

DAMN IT DONNIE!

Y/N: how do I install a new attractive and cute face?

Donnie: you can't install software already on device.

Y/N: You smooth mf.

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had an idea

“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!” Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.

*wild cheering* /scene

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The various alters of moon donnie 🌑🩸🌊🌻