I Bet On Losing Dogs

get ready everyone

Xisuma is forced to play hit video game That’s Not My Hermit by Evil Xisuma every day

Part 2

Guys.. Stan canonically writes fanfiction, presumably posting it to ao3.. I bet that man has got the ultimate author's curse notes

"Sorry I'm late to update guys! Got arrested by the federal government for stealing materials from them to rebuild an interdimensional portal to save my long lost twin brother! But hopefully things will be more consistent now that I'm done saving him!"

"My bad for this being so rushed, currently living through the literal apacolypse!"

"Didn't mean for this too take so long y'all, had to reread the whole fic to refresh my memory after getting my brain wiped to kill the demon who used to date my brother, y'all know how it is!"

minecraft has this deep deep sense of underlying dread but it also has this sense of tentative hope about it. sometimes you can hear echoes of minecarts in the caves. 11, 13, and 5 are all recordings of some nameless wordless fear that was encountered deep in the caves. and the universe said i love you because you are love. you the player can bring light and meaning back to these lost places. everything not lost will be saved

"Im always just a guy, on the right place and on the right time"

i think its so funny that the empires people know what christmas is this season. they used to only have the rivendell winter festival but i guess christianity was introduced to the land after season 1

my wild life chibis :3 💚💛❤️

sorry i forgot i had tumblr . wild life !!!!!!!!

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.