That's a superpower fr
Non canon ships?
This physically hurt me
sam and darlin in like 40 years
Tank mocks christians accent and every time he genuinely crashes tf out and they just watch with a shit eating grin, leaning back in their chair or leaning against the wall, taunting him even more
Tank bites their ice cream
David, milo, asher, and Tank did one of those exchange shirt thingy's (Idk wtf to call it, but you'll get what I mean.)
Asher got milo this. (Milo didn't get to crash out because asher started laughing before he even seen it)
Milo got asher this. (Asher took this as a compliment)
David got Tank this. (Angel helped him pick it out)
And Tank got david this. (He stared at the shirt for about a minute before scoffing and looking up at Tank, who was laughing their ass off, and telling them that it isn't that funny)
I feel like Tank gives the pack dog breed nicknames. Like 'Terrier' (Border Terrier specifically)' for milo or 'Dane' for david or 'Collie' for asher (maybe even 'Weasel' for asher) And 100% just 'Bitch' for christian
Tank didn't know what lullabies were until they were like 13-14
Oh!
Non cannon ships?
ONLY WHEN I HAVE CEREAL. LIKE I DONT BE GOIN IN THE FRIDGE AND GRABBING A CARTON OF MILK AND GOING 'MMM, COW TITTY MILK! YUM!' AND CHUGGIN THAT SHI 💀
Do people rlly be raw-dogging cow titty milk?
Every pack meeting, asher and Tank have a competition on who can flip david off the most times without him noticing
Darlin would be on the phone with Sam, and when he realizes they've been quiet for a hot minute while he was talking, he pauses for a second, and they just say, ''Keep going, im almost finished.'' Or some freaky ahh wild shi and then starts laughing their ass off when he turns into a stuttering mess or he would pause for a minute and then clear his throat n say ''Dammit, darlin''.
I imagine sweetheart texting milo with freaky ahh insta reel comments like ''Just slide it in gng 😭😭🙏🙏💔💔'' when hes yapping over text or ''And... it's all over the screen 😫'' when he sends a picture while hes out or ''Can u feel the pain in my dih? 🥀💔'' after he leaves for work