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Redacted David - Blog Posts
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “I LOVE YOU TOO DAD”
I wanna save these for when I get the motivation to also draw them
I MADE MOREEEE
IMA DRAW THESE LATER
I wish but Eric would never let us be TOO happy, if we did get them being happy, SOMETHING would come and fuck it all up
umm... uh... imp!davidasher but umm.. uh.... they're um... idk... happy and both alive... please...? only if that's ok though....
HELP??
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING AB THE WEDDING??? WHAT THE FUCK?? GUYS??
i wish it was longer tho 😔🙏
erik. make a honeymoon audio and my life is yours.
PHONE ON THE TABLE NOW.
GDUYDGAG I LOVE PORTERR WE BANGIN ON THE FERRIS WHEELLLL.
my tumblr is blue.
I FEEL LIK ETHE BIRTHDAY DUDE, WHERE HES DRUNK AND WISHED A GIRL HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HES SCREAMING SO LOUD THE AUDIO LIE DISSAPEARS !!
how tf is my tumbler blue?
IM AB TO FO FERAL LIKE IM APART OF THE SHAW PACK NOW. HAPPY FATHERS DAY!! poor David. IT WOULD BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFETIME IF ERIK POSTS SOMEONING AB FATHERS DAY AND MENTIONS DAVID AND MILOS FATHERS/.
hey siri, how do I fix my Tumblr?
HELP????
THE WAY THE NEW MILO AUDIO HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD IS FUCKING INSANE, IT HASNT BEEN OUT FOR 48 HOURS AND IM ALREADY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WHILE LISTENING??
(Praying that once Erik gets monetized YouTube doesn't take them down..)
OH YEAH AND LASKOS BARK BARK BARK. 'the whole time?!-we- the whole time??' he's so babygirl. (Getting the strap rn) EW NO WAY I JS TYPED THAT. (Im keeping it in cause I dot like deleting stuff.
anyways super excited to see who's next !! (praying that it's David or Guy..)
SOO SOON !!!!
OMGOMGOMGOMGGGGG
so i was re-watching Asher’s new audio right, and i was looking at the comments, tell me why Erik replied to a comment and said the wedding was gunna be in june and lowkey i am so fucking excited. RAHHH THIER GETTING MARRIED. (running home so i can write an this rn)
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redacted top ten cause i’m a follower 🙏🙏‼️‼️
Aggro Greer (um.)
Guy !!
Milo Greer (accent.)
David Shaw (dilf coded and uhh i may have a degradation kink.)
Alexis Getty (SHE SOUNDS HOT. i want her to call me mutt and kick me around.)
Lasko Moore (so babygirl, love/miss him sm)
Gavin (he’s so!!!! i wanna scream)
Geordi 😕 (i miss this silly lil guy.)
Hush. (.. i want him.)
Morgan Kyne (he seems so nice, i want him too.)
please explain !!
is it cause I'm poor and can't afford Erik's Patreon that I have no fucking clue what this whole 'club' shit is with the wolf babes and sam?? Like I be seeing videos like : "This is soo Angel and Asher at the club!!!" and I js roll with it not knowing wtf they're talking ab. so uh I wanna know if this is public info and I'm genuinely stupid and don't know who to use context clues, or im js a broke bitch.
I was also wondering when the Shaw pack meets Morgan and escorts him to whoever he goes. and also video pretty pleaseeee.
(I also js wanna say thanks to all of y'all for answering my dumb lil questions!!!)
BOUNS: I also finished Inversion and Imp/Cataclysm today so super excited to get to finish Project Meridian.
"I tried borrowing money from a leprechaun once." Asher says in the middle of a pack meeting
''Here we go again-" David sighs heavily (ofc)
"He was a little short," Asher says before bursting out into a fit of laughter, followed by Milo's complaining and Tanks instigating
Tank and Asher gossip like no other.
like david could be talking in a pack meeting, and then u look over at the corner, and its just them snickering and whispering together with the biggest shit eating grins
Tank deliberately flexes in front of Angel while david is around
Gabe used to tell david, asher, milo, and Tank that he'd get them all neutered/spayed whenever they started acting up
Tank greets david with a playful headlock and a noogie with a toothy grin btw
Breaking Benjamin/Chavelle/Flyleaf/Nirvana/Nickelback/Paramore is what i imagine personally
what genre of music do y’all think david is into ?? i always imagine him into rlly niche countryish kinda music for some reason, maybe some bluegrass
I feel like Tank gives the pack dog breed nicknames. Like 'Terrier' (Border Terrier specifically)' for milo or 'Dane' for david or 'Collie' for asher (maybe even 'Weasel' for asher) And 100% just 'Bitch' for christian
The pack has seen each other naked at least once btw.
David and Tank have little flexing matches when no one is looking
David, milo, asher, and Tank did one of those exchange shirt thingy's (Idk wtf to call it, but you'll get what I mean.)
Asher got milo this. (Milo didn't get to crash out because asher started laughing before he even seen it)
Milo got asher this. (Asher took this as a compliment)
David got Tank this. (Angel helped him pick it out)
And Tank got david this. (He stared at the shirt for about a minute before scoffing and looking up at Tank, who was laughing their ass off, and telling them that it isn't that funny)
Angel was obsessed with Edward in high school, and they still have the merch. One time when david was busy working he told Angel that he couldn't give them cuddles and once he got done he went into the bedroom to get ready for bed and all he sees is Angel with all their Edward merch on. And from then on, Angel threatens to get the 'Edward shirt'.
Yall know that Carrington 'Darlingggg, guess whos back from jailll' vid? Yeah, Angel recreated that for david, but they couldn't stop laughing the whole time, so david just has a video of Angel laughing their ass off in their car.
Tank definitely be slinging an arm around Angel's shoulder while looking at David with the most smug 'I'm taking your bitch' look known to man.
THOSE ARE LITERALLY MY ANGEL AND BABE FITS OMG IAHAJAHAJAJAHAHAHAHSHA
The Shaw Pack Wedding 🕊️
(Ft. My beloved @angelicaether ‘s Angel and David)
Hot Boy Honeymoon event on the Sky Side server~
This time the theme is weddings and honeymoons in honor of the pack wedding!
The things that audio made me feel was SICK I LOVED IT SO MUCH
Here’s my quick notes it—
Nothing will ever take me out quicker than Asher’s “I’m gonna be a husband!” It’s been on loop in my head since the video came out and it’s never going away
The listeners silence will never not be funny to me, I’m sorry—lowkey wish Sam was a part of the mate car tho, could’ve gotten wolf time too pleasee
Y’all heard Milo’s inner Lasko slip out there when talking about being nervous with Sam right lmaoo
Hey so fuck you David for that beautiful speech you gave Ash, I’m literally rolling on the floor choking and sobbing (It was actually his vows to Asher, if you wanted to him instead should’ve just said so /pos) that “more words” part was actually very real and hit too hard
I’m too much of a sucker for when any of the wolf boys hug
“We still got enough time for me to beat your ass and get you cleaned back up, Beta-boy” quoted at least once a day
Milo’s voice crack when he tells Asher ”I love you too, asshole, come here.” MY BOYSSS 😭
Also fuck you too Milo for the Gabe quote
More silence, but the crying and whimpers from both of them in the background please be still my heart
WE’RE MARRIEDDD‼️
Bonus of Angel and Baaabe’s vows written by Aether and yours truly—
What I headcannon Angel & Babe will wear at the wedding ヽ(≧∀≦)ﾉ
Angel:
My angel is more masc when they wear formal wear so they get a suit!!
Babe
My Babe is a trans woman so, nice lacey dress!!
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
perhaps a silly question but are angel and baabe’s unempowered familes invited to the wedding? that’s gotta be a huge covert breach
but imagine the silly hijinks that would ensue
“hey why’s the best man (gender neutral)’s boyfriend sitting under an umbrella? it’s supposed to be clear skies all day”
“oh um he’s just super goth”
“he’s wearing a cowboy hat”
“he’s…y’allternative”
“wtf angel”
I swear if Tank isn't best man (gender neutral) or someshit at this wedding I'mma implode
Headcanon that David first tried to get Tank to stay during pack parties and casual get togethers by trying to play music they liked, but David made the mistake of asking around trying to figure out what songs they like. Now it’s become a betting pool on who can guess which songs on the playlist they like.
Bonus is that when Sam started joining Tank to these get togethers, Asher invited Sam to join the betting pool and he absolutely annihilated them. It was secretly Tank placing bets through Sam.
David/Asher "do you think we're soulmates in every universe?" angst!!
Prime! Asher: "Do you think we're soulmates in every universe?"
Prime! David: "We're both engaged to different people, Ash, what do you mean?"
Imp! Asher: "Do you think we're soulmates in every universe?"
Imp! David: "I'm dead, Asher."