David And Tank Have Little Flexing Matches When No One Is Looking

That's a superpower fr

Non canon ships?

When Sweetheart comes home after a long day at work, they flop face first on the couch and kick their legs and hit the couch with their fists, whining and calling for milo, like a child.

SAM AND DARLIN 100%

WAIT WAIT WAIT!! TANK AND ANGEL ARE SO THEM, STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

I'm clawing at my skin trying not to look at EA spoilers.

Tank definitely be slinging an arm around Angel's shoulder while looking at David with the most smug 'I'm taking your bitch' look known to man.

NO. NO, I HAVE NOT AND I NEVER WILL, PEOPLE DEADASS DO THAT?? YALL JUST BE CHUGGING DOWN TITTY MILK?

Do people rlly be raw-dogging cow titty milk?

BAGS???? I WANNA CRY NOW.

Do people rlly be raw-dogging cow titty milk?

Non canon ships?

Sometimes Sweetheart monologues in their head like in those old ass detective movies.