XL Needs To Tell Us All Something Very Important

My newest wulian brainrot

Wu Ming managed to procure some bandages. - They´re old, older than they probably should be, and only able to be considered clean after the ghost had spent multiple shichen scrubbing it clean over a river until his hands shed skin and turned blue from the icy water.

But! - It´s better to have any medical supplies than none at all; especially considering that His Highness has adapted a less self-preserving style of fighting after...everything that has happened.

The ghost expected some resistance when presenting the bandages to His Highness, after all his beloved has not allowed himself anything nice for a while now, but the reason for his visible displeasure comes...as a surprise to the undead soldier.

The banished god looks at his subordinate that is currently holding out the bandages with a look screaming of anger and...fear. - Shoulders tense and teeth fletching in what would be a growl on an animal.

Without warning, the brunet surges forward and wraps his hand arounds the ghost´s neck.

Wu Ming has been chocked by his god before - alas: not with this much fevour, not with this much strenght.

He considers pretending to wheeze for a breath he doesn´t need to match his beloved´s action but refrains, unsure.

His Highness glares at him all the while, breathing hard.

His breath only calms itself after a few minutes of unsuccessfully robing the air from the soldier´s non-functioning lungs.

The hand around his neck goes lax and slowly retreats.

Where they just were an angry red mark now sits upon his deathly pale skin.

The brunet lets out a humourless laugh. "Right, you can´t perish by seizing to breath, no matter how hard you yourself or someone else tries...So you can´t hang yourself using those bandages either."

His Highness is shaking.

The once-prince sharply turns and walks away, mumbling: "Alright then, we can take the bandages with us."

boy trouble (a wulian micro-fic)

CW: The last sentence is suggestive!

Xie Lian isn´t sure when it started but at some point it has become the norm for Wu Ming to lick any small wound the former prince sustains.

"Spit" The ghost had said. "while not outright a cure or medicine does promote the healing of open wounds." He had explained that he had been told as much in the army when bandages had been short in supply and the young soldier wasn´t nearly important enough in rank to hope to get any more than the ones he already had around his head at the time.

A cut there, a tiny injury here. - Without fail the soldier would dutifully lick it, never once doing more than he had promised he´d do.

And for some reason...that bothers Xie Lian. He means: Come on! - One man licking another so regularly would always naturally lead to "more", right?! So why hadn´t Wu Ming done as much so far...?

Is the brunet not appealing enough? - So undesirable to the point that Wu Ming could taste his skin and not feel even an ounce of want?

He knows he´s not exactly...as kind and gentle, let alone sane for that matter, as he used to be but at the very least he is confident in his physical beauty!

So he decides to "test" Wu Ming: Xie Lian purposefully bites his tongue to the point that it slightly bleeds. He acts like it was an accident, like this is a bother worth complaining about.

When the ghost hears his Highness´s woes he instinctively gets ready to lick but after taking a step closer to the former god he suddenly freezes in place.

"T-this one can...ehm...go look for a village to steal salve from-" He stammers, trying to sound calm and collected.

"Come here right this instance, insolent ghost. - You have a job to do." The smaller man commands with an icy glare, his stature not making him any less imposing.

The other abides: He walks over to Xie Lian, hesitating as he slowly cups his god´s cheeks.

Getting impatient from the wrath´s hesitance, the brunet leans forward himself - kissing Wu Ming with tongue.

The former prince must admit to himself that he is neither knowledgeable nor skilled at the prospect of kissing and neither seems Wu Ming. Yet...Xie Lian finds the other endearing and his own flawed performance no obstacle at enjoying the moment.

When they part, the ghost momentarily chases after his lips, catching himself just barely. - Ah, so he does have desire!

Xie Lian lets out a wicked laugh. "Well, well, well, with how eager Wu Ming is he might just find the next cut on my length."

"Do you regret?"

I thought about calamity era XL agonizing over WM dispersing so I drew a little something :D

Will set this as my new profil banner too

The adventures of doodle wulian continue:

That seems very fun :D; don't mind if I do:

-"Merpeople sure like kissing a lot!"

Bingqui mermaid fic

-"Stalker Darling!"

Modern day AU Xie Lian likes Hua Cheng...a normal amount :)

Fengqing have to try preventing him from getting arested lmao

-(Place holder title:) "tgcf x Marcnus Archives"

Xie Lian's boyfriend totally isn't a horror turned human! Stop overreacting! >:(

-"Hua Cheng.exe has stopped working" (never started)

Hua Cheng from the past is brought into the body of his future self

Nobody notices at first and is kinda confused why Chengzhu suddenly looks so flustered by his husband's kisses

-"Yin Yu is a single mother" (on hiatus indefinetly)

Hualian turn into children and Yin Yu is as always not paid enough for what they put him through

-Untiteled (on hiatus indefinetly)

E-Ming takes on a form similar to Hong Hong-er due to shenanigans and E-Ming and Hua Cheng end up talking about what makes a person "bad"

-Untiteled Nr.2 (never started, on hiatus indefinetly)

Mu Qing gets really drunk and mistakes his deputis for his kids

Fen Xin has feelings about that

@notsofrozt

@soapy-soartp

Anyone else who sees this is also welcome to join in <3

WIP GAME!!!

tysm for tagging me @e-n-t-r-o-p-i-c-f-r-o-g <333333

Rules:

- Make a new post with the names of all your files in your WIP folder

-Let people send you asks with the title that most intrigues them, then post a snippet or reveal something about it

- Tag others to continue the game

i'll tag @circus-complex @artingstarvist @ideasloading

...my wip folder is a bit of a mess lmao. putting this behind a "read more" because it's that bad.

"prayer that finds no melody" - my longfic in which godhood works differently, and xie lian is a god of nature

"poetry in the margins" - a fic for the whole voting initiative thing exploring hualian and their interactions with ghost city

Untitled #1 - another voting initiative fic, in which jun wu gives xie lian the attic wife treatment. (dd!dne for noncon, stockholm syndrome)

Untitled #2 - the final voting initiative fic. hong-er's "getting sold to dianxia" wattpad fantasy, except i take it seriously (dd!dne for underage sex)

"see the future and the past collide" - a word of honor fanfic, and it's a parent trap au

"phosphenes" - a modern au wherein xie lian discovers that he's hua cheng's lockscreen and background, and miscommunication ensures.

Untitled #3 - another modern au, with hualian as childhood besties

"our eyes fighting the light" - an idol au wherein the internet loses their collective minds over leaked photos of up-and-coming star hua cheng seemingly flirting with disgraced former star xie lian.

the sequel to "from the hilltops of hell", tentatively titled "from heaven (it's a very long way down)"

"blood to last the night" - the hualian hunger games au that no one asked for.

"a sparrow or a ghost" - a modern au in which xie lian has the ability to see the dead, and a lot of ghosts have been popping up recently.

a fic in which hua cheng dies for good, and xie lian searches desperately for his reincarnation before finally finding him in the modern era. tentatively titled "let's ignite the hourglass"

that isn't even all of them. that isn't even half of them. that isn't even a quarter of them. when i say it's a mess, i mean it's a mess.

ohooo can i hear about the stalker fic? that sounds so hot ~

Of course! :D

I´m excited to talk about it since it´s been in production hell for a while now (/◕ヮ◕)/

Ok, so basically:

One day Fen Xing and Mu Qing help their friend Xie Lian clean his room.

While doing so they discover his stalker´s shrine dedicated to a certain one-eyed man we know

Now they´ve made it their personal mission to prevent Xie Lian from getting arrested for stalking through....unusual means all while the brunet all but ignores their efforts and keeps going as usual

What FengQing isn´t aware of is that the "victim" might be just as down bad as his stalker ;)

Hope you like this little introduction to the plot <3

In honour of the newest chapter of my fic (https://archiveofourown.org/works/58209523/chapters/155672245)

Sadly only a sketch this time

I´m sure you all know the reference for this pic though 😂

This one´s soooo late but I didn´t want to post the notice without this little drawing I made,hehe

Anyway, I decided to make some bonus chapters for my fic "Feast on this Imitation of Happiness"! :D

Feast on this Imitation of Happiness - Chapter 4 - IdeasLoading - 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]

In honour of the second chapter of my wulian fic "Feast on this Imitation of Happiness " coming out today :D

(Here´s the link if you´re interested:

Feast on this Imitation of Happiness - Chapter 1 - IdeasLoading - 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own])

Fun Fact: I was actually gonna make this fic a comic and this was gonna be a part of the first chapter

Thank you for the tag <3

(I´ll be leaving some categories out since I honestly can´t remember the answers 😅)

Last Song: "Would You Fall in Love with Me Again" from Epic: The Musical

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Savoury, though I do have a thing for sweets :3

Relationship Status: In a happy relationship (●＾o＾●)

Last thing I googled: Wikipedoa - List of emoticons (lol)

Looking forward to: exam period being over (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

Current obsession: Currently none because I´m really busy right now but before then it was redecorating! I love how my shelve turned out :D

tagging:

@yulen-the-ghost

@soapy-soartp

@notsofrozt

@rynnerie

Anyone else who wants to join in is very welcome as well :D

As always: Feel free to ignore the tagging if you don´t feel like answering :3

People I'd like to know better: Tag Game

Thank you @yabancreations for the tag!! ❤️❤️❤️

Last song:

Bullet the Blue Sky - U2

Last book: Scum Villain's Self Saving System Volume 3 (I'll get to volume four eventually 😭😭😭)

Last movie: Everyday Sunshine (documentary on the pioneering LA black punk band Fishbone)

Last TV show: Vivy: Fluorite Eye's Song (haven't seen it all yet hahahah no spoils!)

Sweet/savoury/spicy: Spicy!

Relationship status: in a relationship!

Last thing I googled: ScriptE software manual

Looking forward to: bedtime

Current obsession: Koyaanisqatsi (experimental/documentary film. It's so kinetic and visually stunning and the editing is phenomenal and and and...)

I'm tagging @parameciam @ink-step @echochqmber @scrapimmortal @carnivorous-horses-lover and anyone else!