In Honour Of The Newest Chapter Of My Fic (https://archiveofourown.org/works/58209523/chapters/155672245)

Fellas, the brainrot is at it again

Ok, so I started listening to the Magnus Archives and my hualian infested mind went: "Huh, I could make a semi-horror hualian one-shot inspired by the presentation of said podcast."

BUT I SHOULDN`T; I ALREADY HAVE TOO MANY UNFINISHED WIPS😭

For the wip game! Stalker Xl?? And Little bby emingg?? 👀👀

Stalker XL and baby E-Ming indeed :D

The baby E-Ming fic was meant to take place during Hong Hong-er´s childhood to which E-Ming (in the form of a silver-clad Hong Hong-er) would time travel via irrelavent means

This was then supposed to discuss both their understanding of being "evil" with E-Ming desperatly trying to understand why he´s inherently evil/bad in adult Hua Cheng´s eye(s) and Hong Hong-er struggling to see that the world is wrong about him and not vice versa

As for the stalker fic, I already wrote about it a little in a previous answer and am not sure how much more I can reveal without going into spoiler territory but I can share a little snippet ;)

"At the time, "Wu Ming" as he liked to refer to himself back then was all Xie Lian talked about!"

(...)

"Both had assumed that after years of sparse to no contact at all that surely, Xie Lian had gotten over his silly infatuation..."

Though these lines could still change since this is still a work in progress

I hope you liked my silly little ideas :D

Thank you for particapating as well!

This one´s soooo late but I didn´t want to post the notice without this little drawing I made,hehe

Anyway, I decided to make some bonus chapters for my fic "Feast on this Imitation of Happiness"! :D

Feast on this Imitation of Happiness - Chapter 4 - IdeasLoading - 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]

XL needs to tell us all something very important

Felt silly, made a little something in relation to my tgcf fic "To be is to be yours" (Here´s the link if you´re interested)

This shows how XL would have reacted had Wu Ming shown him his face before...the incident

All Fun and Games until Someone dies

CW: one suggestive joke, mentions of a weapon

Using his last magnifying glass for this round, he takes a real close look at his next shot. …Red may be his favourite colour, but in this instance it´s just about the most dreadful thing he could be confronted with.

Even so, the decision is easy to make: No matter what, the man knew he would ensure his beloved to make it out alive of this one. He had just hoped to get a blue instead, if only to never even hold something that could potentially hurt his gege. He readjusts the gun and stares down the dark barrel, ready to shoot his brains out.

A worried, desperate voice: “San Lang, wait! Don´t do that!” He gazes at the other but keeps the gun where it is.

Trying to convince him otherwise, the brunet continuous: “You´ve come so far; don´t let this hinder you! Just shoot me and this can finally end…!”

He looks at their displays: Both only have one single arrow left. Then again, even if gege had had all of his still, Hua Cheng´s decision would remain the same.

“Gege, please let me be selfish.” “BUT I WANT TO BE SELFISH TOO AND NOT LOSE SAN LANG!” The declaration leaves both of them breathless for different reasons. Heaving, Xie Lian murmurs: “Don´t take him from me…please…!”

He smiles despite himself. It´s a saddened but sincere smile. “I´m sorry, gege.”

He shoots.

“SAN LANG!!!”

A case full of cold, hard cash is lowered in front of a silent Xie Lian, who does not even pay attention to the cursed thing. – They are his empty winnings, his unwanted reward.

A few seconds of terrible quietness reign supreme when-

“Fuck, you screamed loud! Is your throat okay?” Feng Qing asks over Discord, his profile picture flashing with the sound of his voice.

He receives no answer from the brunet.

“Hey, man, you there?” He asks less aggravated this time. Xie Lian´s profile picture of his boyfriend holding his pet snake Ruoye remains dark with a lack of response.

Then suddenly, Hua Cheng´s mic picks something up: His bedroom door opening and someone coming in. It must be Xie Lian, since these two live together.

“Gege? You´re eyes are red…Oh no, was this game to much?” Discord´s background noise cancelling function erases the responding hum from perception but knowing their friend, both Mu Qing and Feng Xin can guess as much.

“Want a hug, gege?”

Rustling follows.

“Oh? I never mentioned my lap, but I certainly don´t mind ;)” The black-haired man teases and his two biggest haters (besides maybe the man´s precious roommate who always vaguely smelled of fish) want to gag.

Now closer to the mic, they can hear the brunet talk: “I don´t like this game…It makes you shoot your friends and loved ones.” “Hah?! What do you sound so remorseful over?! You had no problem shooting us earlier!” Mu Qing complains. “You shot San Lang first.” He states very seriously, as if this wasn´t the entire idea behind the game in the first place, and that´s when Mu Qing gives up. – Fools! Fools in love! They should fuck each other instead of fucking with him when he has better things to do (He does not. He has no friends outside of those present.)!

Mu Qing goes offline; with a shout of “Wait up, prick!” Feng Xin does too.

This decision spares them the embarrassment of having to listen to a couple being all lovey-dovey over Discord for the next thirty minutes because they forgot to mute themselves.

Wu Ming´s ideal profession

(This man has killed people btw)

similarities

Hua Cheng and Xie Lian are out on a walk through the forest near Puqi village on a nice sunny day.

Somewhere along the line, the calamity spots a one-eyed fox, presumingly having lost the other one in a fight at some point, carrying a lone white flower in its mouth.

Following the animal´s movement a while longer, he can see that it´s bringing the bloom to its mate: a fellow fox who looks delighted at the gift that was just carefully lowered to the ground at their feet.

The ghost turns to his husband who is already watching him in turn with a small smile.

Quoting a character from a play he recently saw he states: “He just like me fr fr.”

I´m now on tumblr, guys

Tumblr has hearby taken my social media virginity (since I don´t think ao3 counts lol)