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the Ice War on Europa...

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

my current collection

slutty gargoyle be upon ye

various practice vectors

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

Farewell online privacy

Farewell online privacy

choose your side

These are so fun to make

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

Why hedgehog so angy?

god told me to build a boat

Used equally by trans people and the fae

sword of transitioning (that's why they're called dead names)

­Wait is this...I stab you in the name?

These are some fusion aspects I thought up! You can click through for their names. 

They’re all transparent, but please contact me if you want to use them.

Feel free to send me an ask suggesting more, and I’ll do my best to make them!

These are some fusion aspects I thought up! You can click through for their names. 

They’re all transparent, but please contact me if you want to use them.

Feel free to send me an ask suggesting more, and I’ll do my best to make them!

This is my magum opus so far

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I spent last night studying the Classpects, and this is essentially everything that I’ve gathered on the subject, after browsing MPSA Wiki!

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"Remember that photo from middle school? The one with the sweater?"

"WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS?"

"Because it's funny."

The hero’s secret identity is revealed. Surprisingly, their enemies have enough honor to not go after their loved ones or lord over their personal life.

HELLO EVERYONE!!!

Welcome to my introduction and master post for the entirety of November!

For those not in the know, November is NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month)! The official goal of NaNoWriMo is to write 50,000 words by the end of the month! A truly ambitious endeavor, to be sure *nods*. Now, I've only ever come close to that goal once, maybe twice, as far as I can remember (and I've been doing this since I was thirteen, so that's a good few years), so instead of being a good girl and following the rules, I'm gonna rebel and make my own goal for this month. Which brings me to the purpose of this post!

I am going to dedicate each day of November to writing on a given prompt!

It can be a single word prompt, it can be a full scene prompt! It can be a themed prompt, or it can be a generic one! The point is, every day will have a mini fic based on a prompt, with one prompt per day. They won't all necessarily go together, in fact, they'll probably mostly be part of entirely different fandoms! Either way, I'll link them all back here as a master list with a list of what fandoms each prompt is part of. I'm not entirely sure how I'll organize it all, yet, but I promise I'll try to make sure it all makes sense 😅

If anyone wants to give me a prompt, please, feel free to drop me an ask or a comment!

If I like a prompt enough, I'll tag you in the ficlet when it's posted! I'll try to remember to include where I get each prompt somewhere in the post, but if I forget, go ahead and ask if you're curious 😅

Without any further ado~

Master List:

Day One (Danny Phantom × DC crossover)

Day Two (Danny Phantom × DC crossover, Fake Cryptid Real Ghost au)

Day Three (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, halfa!Jason adopts runaway!Danny)

Day Four (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, coffee creamer AU)

Day Five (Star Wars, Mandalorian!Obi-Wan au with a twist)

Day Six (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, bio!dad Bruce and semi-feral!Danny)

Day Seven (Miraculous Ladybug × DC crossover, red string of fate au)

Day Eight (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, ghostly Wayne adoption au)

Day Nine (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, magic mirror zoom call au (au name subject to change))

Day Ten (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, pit possessed Jason au)

Day Eleven (Danny Phantom × DC crossover, adoptive father!Jason au with Billy Batson and Danny Fenton being the adoptees)

Day Twelve (Harry Potter, Fred and George adopt Harry)

Not A Ficlet, Sorry

Day Fourteen (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, continuation of Day Ten)

Day Fifteen (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, mistaken identity au)

Day Sixteen (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, continuation of Day Two)

Day Seventeen (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, continuation of Day Three)

Day Eighteen (Danny Phantom × Batman, Danny adopts halfa!Jason)

Day Nineteen (Danny Phantom × Batman, continuation of Day Eight)

Day Twenty (Danny Phantom × Batman, continuation of Day Eighteen)

Day Twenty-One (Avatar: The Last Airbender, origin of the boomerang)

Day Twenty-Two (Danny Phantom × Batman, synthetic ectoplasm au)

Again, Not A Ficlet, Sorry

Day Twenty-Four (Danny Phantom × Batman, Dani gets low-key adopted)

And Yet Again, Not A Ficlet, Sorry

Birthday Hiatus

Day Twenty-Seven (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, Bio!Dad Bruce and Cop Danny)

Day Twenty-Eight (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, continuation of Day Seventeen)

Day Twenty-Nine (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, continuation of Day Four)

Day Thirty (Danny Phantom × Batman crossover, continuation of Day Sixteen)

It deals extra damage to human politicians and large or bigger warforged.

Pantheon of Small Gods: The Care Bears (and Care Cousins).

Cleric domain/Paladin oath: depends entirely on which particular Care Bear/Care Cousin the Cleric has devoted themselves to.

Warlock pact: Celestial.  Edritch Blast looks like a Care Bear Stare.

Floaties Masterpost

Ok look, I fucking loved the floaties that were being used in the community, but often found myself squinting at how tiny, and often times hard to read they were (for me at least).  So, seeing as I’m a grumpy old dude, and my eyes are easily strained, I started making my own. Bigass, and much easier to read! Also, nice and consistent! Which I guess is a bit of a pet peeve of mine. This is the Masterpost for all the Floaties I’ve made! Examples:

Full collection (700+ in seperate categories on seperate posts to keep tumblr from dying) in the read more section. Free to use as long as you give credit and don’t edit. Made by me -> @shintari​ / @ambivalence-and-torpor​

Can’t find what you Want? Want custom floaties like these? Check out my Floatie Commissions

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

found a twitter tweet that was like "oh yeah content warning hatoful boyfriend has a lot of gore and violence" and every single person in the notes/retweets/qrts/whatever the fuck terms twitter has was going "WHAT THE FUCK IT HAS WHAT" and i find that hilarious because. large amounts of gore and violence is a tremendous understatement about the amount of stuff that goes down in hatoful boyfriend

Is this anything

IS THAT DR.PHOSPHORUS BIG NATURALS!

(Last picture)

the creature commandos brainrot goes hard

Phosphorus just needs a strap I think

i also drew nosferata but like if I had a say because shes lowk buns in the show

This man here

req'd by @ladyphlogiston

on it boss o7

text: Reject depression become half goat