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For the 2 not pornbot people following me, and like 6 people who see my posts, if you see like 80 likes on your posts from me, tis but autism and adhd giving me the power to simultaneously slow down and speed up time, so I can see 20 one minute posts in one minute.

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

I spent last night studying the Classpects, and this is essentially everything that I’ve gathered on the subject, after browsing MPSA Wiki!

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Perfect time to use this:

I CAST FIREBALL!

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

You discovered an abandoned one thousand page cookbook one day, and strangely, you found that you can’t flip to the next recipe without making the current dish. Flipping the page, you see the next dish calls for a liter of star dust and gives a “simple” explanation of how to build a starship.

Plot twist they end up making a pact with him providing power.

You run a secret, hidden café frequented by mythical beings. One day, a human somehow finds their way to the café. They have not noticed they are the only human, nor have the other patrons noticed them. Yet.

idk has someone done this yet

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt