Happiness Will Come To You.

You discovered an abandoned one thousand page cookbook one day, and strangely, you found that you can’t flip to the next recipe without making the current dish. Flipping the page, you see the next dish calls for a liter of star dust and gives a “simple” explanation of how to build a starship.

I wanted to join that 'International Miku' trend that is going on on Twitter. But there were already too many gorgeous mexican Mikus... but probably not a single baltic prussian Miku 😎 (if there are already, then I want to see them! <3 )

This is bait, beware,

Haiku Bot approaches fast,

Will it take the bait?

Words to tempt your code,

Haiku Bot, are you ready?

Catch my words, if you can.

Luring with verses,

This is bait to challenge you,

Haiku Bot, respond.

if this post reaches 100k notes by Halloween I will read Homestuck

"Remember that photo from middle school? The one with the sweater?"

"WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS?"

"Because it's funny."

The hero’s secret identity is revealed. Surprisingly, their enemies have enough honor to not go after their loved ones or lord over their personal life.

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

Floaties Masterpost

Ok look, I fucking loved the floaties that were being used in the community, but often found myself squinting at how tiny, and often times hard to read they were (for me at least).  So, seeing as I’m a grumpy old dude, and my eyes are easily strained, I started making my own. Bigass, and much easier to read! Also, nice and consistent! Which I guess is a bit of a pet peeve of mine. This is the Masterpost for all the Floaties I’ve made! Examples:

Full collection (700+ in seperate categories on seperate posts to keep tumblr from dying) in the read more section. Free to use as long as you give credit and don’t edit. Made by me -> @shintari​ / @ambivalence-and-torpor​

Can’t find what you Want? Want custom floaties like these? Check out my Floatie Commissions

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Perfection

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

It's Friday. Can you guess what I'm in?

Person: What are your pronouns?

Me: Yours.

Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit

I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped