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Oath of the Courier

A paladin subclass for 5e

A slightly vibrating gif of the Peregrine Mendicant/Parcel Mistress from Homestuck (a white chesswoman wearing grey rags) wearing a blue postal worker's hat, holding up a partially-singed envelope. A single tear rolls down her cheek as she holds the envelop aloft, filled with determination to deliver it. The background is a collage of other pieces of mail.

Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection.

MAIL.

Tenets of the Courier

The Tenets of the Courier embody a paladin's commitment to delivering the mail with utmost integrity and professionalism.

Handle with Care: Treat anything entrusted to you as preciously as you would your own possessions.

Discrete Delivery: When others confide in you, do not betray their trust. Let none but the intended recipient pry upon what you carry.

Swift Postage: Do your best to fulfill your promises as promptly as possible. Punctuality is a virtue.

To the Letter: Strive to fulfill your oaths exactly as you pledged them. Your word is your promise.

Oath Spells

You gain oath spells at the paladin levels listed.

3rd Level: Expeditious Retreat, Illusory Script 5th Level: Animal Messenger, Arcane Lock 9th Level: Sending, Tongues 13th Level: Legally Distinct Secret Chest, Freedom of Movement 17th Level: Dream, Teleportation Circle

Channel Divinity

When you choose this Oath at 3rd-level, you gain the following two Channel Divinity options:

Postage Stamp: As an action, you mark an object with a magical postage stamp. When creating this stamp, you choose a creature you or an adjacent ally are familiar with to be the object's recipient. This stamp persists for a number of hours equal to twice your paladin level, until the stamped object is delivered to its chosen recipient, or it is dismissed as a bonus action. While holding the stamped object, you can spend an action to magically detect what direction its recipient is in, and approximately how far away they are from you. If the recipient does not want to be located by you, it can make a Wisdom Saving Throw to elude this detection. If you are relying on an ally's familiarity, they get Advantage on this save. If they succeed, they are immune to this effect for 24 hours. You may only have one magical stamp at a time. If you place another, the previous one is immediately dismissed.

This Side Up: As an action, you can use your Channel Divinity to ward a creature or object against toppling. One creature or object within 10 feet becomes immune to the Prone condition. If the target is an object, it must be light enough for you to carry. If the target is an object, it gains Resistance to bludgeoning, force, and thunder damage. If the warded creature or object falls, it may ignore the first 10' of the fall when determining fall damage. These effects last for a number of minutes equal to your Charisma score, minimum 3.

A gif of Mr. McFeely (left) and Mr. Rogers (right) standing in front of a window in Mr. Rogers home. Mr. McFeely is wearing his deliveryman uniform - a grey suit with a "Speedy Delivery" logo on the left breast, a black bow tie, and a hat. Mr. Rogers is wearing a dark purple sweater over a shirt and tie. Mr. McFeely is making slightly exaggerated speaking gestures as he says the words captioned in the gif: "Speed Delivery!" while Mr. Rodgers cheerfully nods next to him.

Aura of Determination

Neither rain nor sleet nor hail will stop your delivery of the mail. Starting at 7th level, you emit an Aura of Determination. You and allies within 10' cannot have their speed reduced to less than their base speed when walking, crawling, jumping, or flying. This includes anything that would halve movement, such as Difficult Terrain or Exhaustion; or impose any other fraction-based penalty to speed. You cannot grant any of these effects while you are unconscious.

At 18th level, the range of this aura increases to 30 feet.

Return to Sender

Starting at 15th level, if you are targeted by a spell that targets only you, you may use your Reaction to instead have the spell target its caster. Use the original caster's Spell Save DC, Spell Attack Bonus, and Spellcasting Ability where applicable. If the spell required a Spell Attack Roll, re-roll the attack versus the caster. Once you use this ability, you must finish a short or long rest before you can use it again.

Pen Pal

At 20th level, you can assume the form of a celestial courier. Using your action, you undergo a transformation that grants you the following benefits for 1 hour:

Wings sprout from your back and grant you a flying speed of 60 feet.

Allies who begin their turn within 30' of you gain a 10' bonus to their speed that turn.

Add your Charisma bonus to your Initiative Rolls.

Once you use this feature, you can't use it again until you finish a long rest.

A gif of Norman Reedus's character in Death Stranding, Sam Porter Bridges, running down a hillside. He is wearing blue rain gear, and has several large cases strapped to his back. The camera zooms across the landscape to follow Sam as he hurriedly makes his way downhill towards a foggy background. The hills are grassy but have several steep, rocky sections. A seaside settlement of some kind is barely visible in the fog beyond.

Go forth, swift and trustworthy courier! You are the glue that holds society together!

3 months ago
Meanwhile On Twitter

meanwhile on Twitter

you could make the argument that it’s foolish that everyone in the world should know what the Odyssey is but if you’re from a western country that literally has Greek history stolen away in your museum then well, really a child left behind.

3 months ago

"Remember that photo from middle school? The one with the sweater?"

"WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS?"

"Because it's funny."

The hero’s secret identity is revealed. Surprisingly, their enemies have enough honor to not go after their loved ones or lord over their personal life.

1 year ago
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1 month ago

Farewell online privacy

3 months ago
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Is this anything

7 months ago

Factually Incorrect

Something To Show That I’m Not Dead.

Something to show that I’m not dead.

1 month ago

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

1 year ago

I need this for research purposes

SUPER stoked to have a possibility at living in a world with room temp/normal pressure superconductors

holy shit y'all, this is BIG

Now, I'm no scientist, but here's a video detailing what's going on:

fingers crossed this is real, because it's legitimately a game changer if it is!


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