The Prophecy Foretold That The Great Evil Would Awaken 1000 Years After His Original Defeat. As It Turns

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

This is bait, beware,

Haiku Bot approaches fast,

Will it take the bait?

Words to tempt your code,

Haiku Bot, are you ready?

Catch my words, if you can.

Luring with verses,

This is bait to challenge you,

Haiku Bot, respond.

if this post reaches 100k notes by Halloween I will read Homestuck

attn nintendo: i’m right

originally posted to twitter

Farewell online privacy

I wanted to join that 'International Miku' trend that is going on on Twitter. But there were already too many gorgeous mexican Mikus... but probably not a single baltic prussian Miku 😎 (if there are already, then I want to see them! <3 )

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much