Idkhbeetfm - Bee

good morning my lovelies. may i interest you in some fresh out the shower crosshair?

“Woaah look at the moon” Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

not now sweetie mommy’s bearing the curse.

EVIL BOOP??? FRIDAY????????????

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

DELETE THIS POST

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

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