[ Clint and Natasha playing rock paper scissors }
Clint: *shoots paper*
Natasha: *Shoots rock*
Clint: Ha! I win!
Natasha: Oh really?
Clint: ?
Natasha: *Punches Clint in the throat*
Talia and Tim must have the most awkward relationship ever and i bet Jason and Damian find it hysterical.
Bruce: of course you remember Jason and Damian, and this is Tim, the previous Robin before Damian took over.
Talia: yes. we’ve… met.
Bruce, sensing tension: ?
Jason, fully aware and grinning widely: do you call him step-daddy?
Tim: fucks sake Jason he just tried to make me his wife that one time, i was never actually WITH Ra’s.
Damian, amused: it is fascinating that for a short period my mother almost became my technical niece, though.
Talia: Damian.
Tim: i hate this family
Jason: really? because this is the first time i’ve ever been actively excited to be here
Paul features in all 3 Hatchetfield musicals. Which isn't much but it's a lot for a guy who doesn't like musicals.
big fan of meowing when i have nothing to contribute to a conversation... head empty... only meows
caroline: sir, it's pride month cave johnson: what cave johnson: you want us to, like cave johnson: test gay people? caroline: we do that anyway, sir cave johnson: excellent! keep going!
2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
old cas gif i made months ago
I haven’t used tumblr a lot so this is weird but I need to know if someone has any fanfic recommendations for something specific cause I read a fanfic Where Batman looses his memories and only remembers being Bruce Wayne so he like completely forgets he is Batman or more like only remembers he is Brucie Wayne cause and I found another one with the same thing but it became weird on the second chapter cause I fo got to read the tags so I clicked out https://archiveofourown.org/works/30748670, so ye it can be like any ship I don’t mind but except y/n and reader stuff
it’s been three whole entire years
happy barbieheimer day
happy barbenheimer day 🫶🏼