I’ve Always Thought Reddit Is A Hellscape But My Friend Just Sent Me This And Yk What Maybe I’ll

New DnD Spell

Perpetual Vicious Mockery

You do psychic damage by just repeating everything your foe says in an annoyingly stupid voice

Klaus: What do you call a gay person burning

Klaus: LGBBQ

Ben:

Ben: It's 3am just go to sleep

GUYS WATCH THIS!! Found it on tiktok and omg she articulates it all sooo well

I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and y’all, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasn’t like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently y’all be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved

take it here! or copy paste if you need to https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Sometimes classics can be improved upon.

The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries : an alternate ending for Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree by Topher Payne 💯🌳❤️

https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree?

Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

[ Clint and Natasha playing rock paper scissors }

Clint: *shoots paper*

Natasha: *Shoots rock*

Clint: Ha! I win!

Natasha: Oh really?

Clint: ?

Natasha: *Punches Clint in the throat*

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police