i’m super late but this is for day 1 of @josuyasuweek! one of the themes was confession (even though no real confessions actually happen here lol)
(many thanks to @violetnyte who helped to slap words together and listened to me complain about hands!! sob)
ishimondo get tattoos
little doodle for thorbruce week
Day 7: fire we stan disaster gays !!
Wow I can’t believe Bruce Banner is leaving Black Widow for Thor
Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.
Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.
Red Hood: oh shit really?
Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!
Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.
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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?
Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:
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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-
Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!
the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.
Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.
Roy:
Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet
Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.
alfred gave them the sheets
i am not immune to them
brainrot 🤤🤤
Ik black history month is over BUT I can just imagine black reader and Duke having a small truce just to fuck with the bat family
Just imagine quoting Dr. Umar every fifteen minutes.
Bruce: Let me see both of your grades.
WB!reader and Duke: Why do you need white man paperwork!!!
WB!reader and Duke speaking in sync to the batfamily: I have plans that I cannot share with you right now cuz the haters wll sabotage me!
*the rest of the bats having no clue what there talking about*
WB!reader to Bruce after threatening to take his credit card back: Let finish this conversation another time I have your competition on the phone
*Reader is holding there phone up while Ollie is on speed dial there's a green heart next to his name*
You could say I’m a bit obsessed with these dumb cowboys <3