Humans dealing with angiosperms are so weird man. Like we decorate our clothes with dead/fake corpses seasonally, spray on insect aphrodisiac to be attractive ourselves (which btw is the smell of plant vagina), and eat detached pregnant wombs to prevent a primal decency in the body (scurvy). Like wtf why did evolution do that
“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”
“Adventure Is Out There!”
Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.
Me: has been in the same class for the entire semester, no changes, no requests to move, same teacher.
Also Me: is mildly terrified that I'm in the wrong class when I think there's a seat change (even when there isn't) and I'm too absorbed to hear the teacher call my name
FEED ME ♡
Every time you smell a flower, you're smelling it's cooch
Me, unable to read glitter: oh yeah we gettin STASSY TONIGHT
What if instead of your heart like beating faster, what of it just got super loud or like base-booted.
I just woke up on the bus at 2 in the morning and I don't k ow if this emotion makes me feel more or less humane but it's something a d I don't I don't like ot
Happy New Year
I don't like being a decade older
Used to be Le/monBe/rry-So/da three years ago (currently 2023) but I hate this account now and what is on it so sorry but find greener pasteurs. The pasteurs here are now gray. Love u besties I'll make a better version of this someday
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