Uhmmmmm Yeag…….

Shipping Sam and Joaquin 70% bc I think it would be funny for Sam and Bucky to both have feral, adhd, human golden retriever, heart of gold and so so stupid and self sacrificing boyfriends. I need those boys TESTING their patience. I need Sam and Bucky trying to fight off migraines with those two idiots vibrating with pure 20-something energy in the backseat of Sam’s hummer. I need them asking eachother why they thought dating younger superheroes was a good idea, not at their age with their backs. But oh, they’re just so great. They love their respective guys so damn much. Sam who flamed Bucky for Peter for months before him and Joaquin happened and now Bucky gets to be smug about how he told him so. I need them to spend so much time as a unit of 4 that it’s painfully obvious to both of them that they found the same guy in two different fonts. I need the Wilson’s being equally obsessed with how adorable Peter and Joaquin are. I need Sarah equally in Sam and Bucky’s business about marrying that nice boy, you know you can’t do better. I need Peter and Joaquin scheming, I need Bucky to experience pure terror when he asks Peter who he’s texting that he’s laughing so much and Peter replies “just Joaquin” and Bucky knows those two idiots are up to no good. I need Joaquin’s dumb, brilliant ass deciding he should go on patrol with Peter sometimes and Bucky and Sam being so, so unsurprised when they’re both falling apart come sunrise, and I need Bucky have to comfort Peter when the guilt sinks in as he hears Sam yelling at Joaquin in their guest bedroom bedroom that he’s not enhanced so he can’t do stupid shit like that, I don’t care if you have gear we’re not like them. You can’t do things like this because if something happened to you I’d- I can’t have anything happen to you, okay? I need you. Bucky kissing Peter’s forehead and rubbing his back as Peter whispers ‘I- I didn’t mean for him to get hurt I didn’t think he’d get hurt I forgot I didn’t mean to-“ “I know baby, I know. They know too.” And Sam has to come out eventually, quietly asking ‘Is it okay if he rests up a little bit?’ And Peter nodding aggressively. “Do you guys need anything else from the first aid kit? Can I run out for something? Can I do anything?” “Nah, we’re cool. He’s just busted up and I’m- I’m not mad he just scares the shit out of me.” “I didn’t mean for anything to happen to him” “I know Pete, I know”. And the silence gets awkward and Peter hates it and Bucky nudges Sam. “Go back in there. Cuddle with your guy he’s hurtin.” And Sam nods because all he needed was the push.

I know I've said it before but

Mafia AU where Tony likes to keep an arm around Peter, but Peter notices this creates a weak spot so he learns to shoot left handed so he can guard Tony's left while his arm is around his waist

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

dick and tim teasing damian my beloved

Tony Stark has been and always will be my number one shayla 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

I’ve got nothing left to prove Cause I’ve got nothing left to lose BGM: “Who Are You, Really?” by Mikky Ekko

No no. You dont understand. Superbat isnt a ship

It's a Genre.

DryerLint Starker Fanfic Masterlist

The Name on Your Lips (E-29,271)

Drop Dead Legs (E - 9,991)

My Fair Peter (E - 32,174)

Much Ado About Tropes (E - 59,246)

I Met You in a Dream (E - 10,121)

Freaky Friday (E - 40,626)

My Heart on Your Sleeve (E- 8,794)

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Tony, poking Bruce: Let the Hulk out already, I wanna do experiments and you’re being boring.