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🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it

🌅 castedaway Follow No wenches?

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank

🌅 castedaway Follow AHOY???

🍑 plundermebooty Follow Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys

🌴 pegmeg nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats ☠☠

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🗡wagscallion Follow everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"

💨 matelotsaboteur Really makes you think

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💃 crossdressing101 Follow this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??

💃 crossdressing101 Follow honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously

🕺 crossdressing101 Follow mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,

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⛵ privatesteer Follow wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'

🧜‍♀️ kiss-pretty-ocean324 Follow աaռռa ʟɨֆȶɛռ ȶօ ֆɨʀɛռ ֆօռɢ?

⛵ privatesteer Follow no thanks

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

i have drowned at sea

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⚓ shiveringtimbers Follow

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🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today

💦 longjohngolder Follow girl its not that deep ☠

🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow to YOU. i just get it

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🙍‍♂️ dudeindistress Follow

honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held

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🦜 pollypockets Follow SQUAWK

🐦 aviated Follow CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK

🦜 pollypockets Follow CA-CAW

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🍑 plundermebooty Follow the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.

🍑 plundermebooty Follow i think i hauve scurvy

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🌊 swabmydick Follow mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating

🕶 longjohngolderdeactivated16511205 wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this

🌊 swabmydick Follow i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???

🌴 pegmeg

op killed them

🌊 swabmydick Follow even better news mateys, they kissed ☠☠☠

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@worlds-oldest-teenager for toa content

@soup-not-brainwashing-please for marvel

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Oooo thank you for the tag. I love this kind of thing

@newobsessioneveryweek @firealder2005 @heresronnie21 @3xhowolves and anyone else who wants to <3

Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚

1. Do this uquiz.

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

feel free to play if you’d like :)

@buncha-angry-kids-with-no-money @thatoneandlonelyemo2005 @with-the-words-all-wrong

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

actually God blessed me with queerness

Unfortunately, they do not look as wrinkly on camera as they do in real life. Watercolor once again proves to be my downfall in making paintings that look like who I am trying to paint ಥ_ಥ

Art of my brother and I

God they cut off all the internet and cellular networks in Gaza