Me: I Have Two Right Legs

me: i have two right legs

them: ???? u mean two left feet

me: no my left leg really feels like it was born to be a right leg

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9 months ago

i put this on a reblog but it deserves its own post tbh:

james defo had a crush on regulus in 6th year but in 7th year when he started dating lily, it was all forgotten. regulus had a crush on james in 2nd-4th year but after sirius ran away, regulus hated james and he had enough problems to deal with at home anyways. at least thats how i would see canon jegulus. its unrequited on both ends and they liked each other at different times. i also think james' crush was more attraction+sympathy for regulus' situation


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2 years ago

jegulily are nerds. huge, giant, nerds. but in very different ways.

lily is a nerd in the sense she spends most of her time in the library, planning her career and studying for classes, obsessing over fictional books, playing chess, reading lord of the rings a million times, practices potion making for fun and likes to make the same potion over and over, gets excited over quidditch stats and making types of plays but finds watching the actual game boring

regulus is a nerd in the sense he obsesses over classical music and relentlessly learns compositions, secretly loves classic romance books and uses them to work out how to socialise, spends all his time studying or on independent projects usually related to something in one of his classes, was ojce given a cigarette and his first thought was to dissect it open

james is a nerd in the sense he obsessively watched star wars over and over and then brought every piece of merch he could find, always gets top marks in everything, willingly reads extremely high level transfiguration books for fun all the time, spends all day working out quidditch stats, and had a map making phase as a kid (which he still has)

1 year ago

would love it if the last god/goddess percy has to do a quest for is hestia. and all she only asks of him a simple, easy-to-do, done in two minutes task. and then that's it. no tricks or double meanings. and he just sobs into her shoulder at the end of it. and she just holds him and tells him that he's all done. he can go live his life now.

1 year ago

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

1 year ago

The Avatar? You mean Katara’s husband?

The Firelord? You mean Sokka’s husband?

The leader of the Kyoshi Warriors? You mean the moon’s wife?

1 year ago
18.5 Hours Later And It’s Done!

18.5 hours later and it’s done!

(it was rough, buddy)

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11 months ago

james has the magnetism sirius has the confidence remus has the charm and peter has the charisma


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