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I'm about to hold a snake lol
Saddest thing ever is reading an academic paper about a threatened or declining species where you can tell the author is really trying to come up with ways the animal could hypothetically be useful to humans in a desperate attempt to get someone to care. Nobody gives a shit about the animals that “don’t affect” us and it seriously breaks my heart
Dm just announced root beard
"He lifts off his cloak to reveal that he is a treeant"
When you're by the sea and an eel bites you're knee that's a moray
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
sally jackson. reblog if you agree.