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Beat our guest with 114k likes on YouTube:

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Felt like the song parody writing genius should see

If ya didn't know before

"This was written with whimsically violent intentions. A rare treat" <- that's my favorite of the comments lol

Congratulations on breaching containment

Thanks for showing me this!

🧑‍🦲💅

IM BALD!!!!!!!!!

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

Doot Doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

Body horror boarding school

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

Headcannon that due to diligently monitoring the Wayne family’s media image, Alfred is chronically online, and as such, is constantly dropping slang into conversation like-

(Over the coms)

Batman: Alfred, what’s the update on the Arkham situation?

Alfred: *Ahem* Unfortunately sir, it is as they say- ‘we’re cooked’

Collective groans from Tim, Dick, and Jason over the coms

Batman: …Huh?

Jason: *muttering* I knew I should’ve stayed outa this one…

Damian: I don’t understand, what are we cooking?

Alfred: It’s giving ‘failure era’, sir-

Dick: Damn it!

Tim: We really are cooked

Damian: What does that -?

Alfred: It’s lowkey not-

Batman: In English Alfred. Please.

Alfred: *Sigh* My apologies, sir. The Joker has escaped.