So Plesitsky Asks Him (if Not Out Loud) To Watch Closely And Our Badass Dumbass Dude Just Stares Without

people have erogenous zones but I have irritable zones. like touch my arm and I'll swat yours away. touch my torso and I'll fucking bite.

Pffft

I know.

The Sherlock fandom is the best

Oh look, a tv series about two characters who clearly love each other. Let’s ship them.

Oh look there are two other characters who hardly ever talk, have little to do with each other, and nothing in common. Let’s ship them too.

Oh look there’s this other character and then there is this guy who is not a character at all, doesn’t appear in the series, is never even mentioned. Perfect ship.

There is no exquisite beauty without some strangeness in the proportion.

Bacon (Lord Verulam).

good morning duckkk

no.

You put a shield between two men and they forget to fight... Js🤷🏻‍♀️

y'all are so nice but humans irl are annoying af. I wanna know why

@ whoever wants to ☺️

Choose one picture from ur camera roll without downloading to sum up your personality and then tag 5 ppl

tagged by @shy–cum

@papsmearrrr @asongthatsingsitself @brutus-red-xiii @m4rris @wolf-biter @esquizoanalise @galacticgothsquid @iamjohanna @shad-bhaddie ok that’s more than 5, whatever

happy pride month peepsies💖

I made a personalized pride flag for myself for pride month

I thought this was pretty funny

best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)

Do I look lyk I care? Anyway it's pride month so...

I srsly dk wtf kind of shit I'm saying these days😭👌🏻

@showmetheslit @smthngofthepulsars

Get here nd make it ugly

You're being murdered. You look the killer in the eye & your last words are the last text you sent:

Kinda funny