- I Guess the Old You is a Ghost (#589: June 25, 2014)
people have erogenous zones but I have irritable zones. like touch my arm and I'll swat yours away. touch my torso and I'll fucking bite.
when the fuck will something lgbt happen to me... ive been waiting for so long...
Walton: * patiently listens to Frankenstein's account of his supposed monster *
Frankenstein: * eagerly expects a response *
Walton: ...
Ye dumb?
Frankenstein: ...what?
Walton: You could have just presented him with a dog or a cat or any kind of pet of his choosing and avoided all that!
Frankenstein: ...oh ye.
I keep saying 'there is nothing more devastating than' and go on to find something that is.
Kimcom to Kim Dokja:
This show has given a taste to the daily sorrows, a platform for heartbreaks but where, where do we bury our dear little hearts being constantly pierced with those ice shards?
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn8Rrj1mV98)
Sherlock narrates his thoughts as he leaves John’s wedding. Just what was racing through his mind as he left the reception? Hear the sorrow from his own mouth, if you can stand it.
This😭
i envy people who can easily understand a poem from its summary and move on...it's like they have pain as an option