The Secret To Singing High Notes Is That You Have To Treat Them Like They’re Any Other Note. If You

This close (👌) to dropping out of my academically challenging degree that turned out to challenge me academically (😮) and becoming a tchotchke seller

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

The best compliment I received this year was all the other students in my accomodation during placement agreeing that my true calling was to open a bakery after I baked caramel slice and lemon bars for our Married at First Sight watch party.

i want my baking to be so good that when someone eats it they either wonder why im not married or have a split-second panic abt proposing to me right then and there

this blog hates donald trump

𝔣𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔥 𝔠𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔢 + 𝔣𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔥 𝔣𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔰 + 𝔣𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔦𝔯

I can't wait to have a loser lesbian summer...then a loser lesbian autumn..and also a loser lesbian winter.

Me logging into ao3 to read fanfics about my ships after i just said good night to my family and that im already sleepy be like:

The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

#sister Mary loquacious

jamie never gets a break from my posts