Hey, You All Remember How In That Evil Hands Episode, Pinky’s Hands Knocked Out A Bunch Of People And

Pinky and the Brain fic idea that I will probably never take the time to use

Brain builds a machine that will teleport him (and pinky of course) to someone who can help them finally take over the world.

He assumed that it would be another animal or someone powerful, but when they get teleported into some 20 year old girl's room, he's extremely confused.

They're about to leave when the girl starts singing their theme song.

PINKY: Oh, PLEASE Brain? Can we get some?

BRAIN: No, those are extremely unhealthy.

PINKY: No they're not! Narf!

BRAIN: Pinky, they are literally called Cancer Sticks.

BRAIN: Cancer is literally in the name.

PINKY: ...That doesn't mean they're unhealthy

BRAIN:

Outfit Swap <3

(Is it messy? Yes. Do i care? No.)

Can't Keep It a Secret Forever (part 3)

They were all looking at him.

Every trolls' gaze was focused on him.

He could see them whispering. Pointing. LOOKING at him.

Branch hated being watched. That's why he made the fear bunker and planted all the cameras around the village. So he'd be the one with the advantage. He'd be the one watching.

And to make things worse, a few of them had that look on their face. That look Branch despised so much.

Pity.

That look they gave him when his grandmother first died.

Pity.

That look they gave him when he told him why he had gone grey all those years ago.

Pity.

That look they gave him when that stupid song that ruined his whole life came on.

He didn't need their pity.

He didn't want their pity.

He wanted to be a normal troll.

And he thought meeting all the new tribes could make that dream a reality, but no. His past ruined that too.

And- wait, did he say all of that out loud?

Branch felt his heart stop.

No, no, nonono. I did NOT just do that.

The look spread from troll to troll.

Branch stepped backwards, desperate to escape all these sad faces and open arms.

I never should have come.

Poppy stepped towards Branch, "I'm so sorry Branch, I-"

"No! Didn't you hear my accidental speech?"

Poppy paused, "Yes, but I-"

"Then why are you doing it still? Why are you treating me like some injured cuddlepup?"

"I just want to make sure you're okay!"

Tears rolled down Branch's face, "I'm FINE,"

He looked over at the delegates and sighed, "I'm sorry Lownote. Holly. Dante. Val. Synth…." His voice cracked on the last name, "I'm sorry you had to see me like this,"

Then he spun around and ran off.

Tears streamed down Poppy's face, "I just wanted to help him,"

Holly walked over and placed a hand on her shoulder, "Maybe you're not the right troll for that,"

Poppy turned to Holly, wrapped her arms around her and sobbed.

Synth stood stunned. He didn't realize how… sad Branch was.

I've gotta go after him.

There ya go! Part 3. Still not really done, but this part was SO MUCH BETTER than part 2. You guys good with some Brynth?

Other people my age: *Figuring out what they want to do with their lives*

Me: huhhhghhhh.... trolls. *Makes another terrible drawing*

Me trying to be serious:

My brain: .....Nicklepie the Dancing Guy

Me:

Don't you fucking love it when you go to lay down for bed and you get bombarded with fic ideas that you will never end up using? I got no sleep because I kept thinking about a Phineas and Ferb/ Animaniacs/ Pinky and the Brain crossover. Help me.

Of all the things I was expecting to see among my family's gift exchange, this page from a book of satire news that my mom got was not one of them.

Brain: Greetings. i am The Brain, and this is my assistant, Pinky.

Pinky: *waves* Narf!

Brain: We are two lab mice attempting to take over the world and we invite you to join us in our conquests. Do you accept?

Dr Doofenshmirtz: ... Put these hats on first. 

Pinky: Ooo! A fedora! How stylish~ Zort! 

Brain: ... Why, may I ask?

Dr Doofenshmirtz: The hats make it feel like I’m with my nemesis, Perry the Platypus.

Brain: Your nemesis is a... platyus? *turns to Pinky* I’m not sure if this is the best partner for us, Pinky. 

Pinky: Why not, Brain? He has so many fun fun silly willy inventions to play with! Like this one with all the lights and colors! Naaaaarrrf~ I wonder what this button does! 

Doof: NO NO! DON’T TOUCH THAT SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON!

BANG!

Brain: You... you had a self destruct button on your machine? 

Doof: Of course! That was the Self-Destruct-Inator!

Brain:...

Doof: ...

Brain: ... We’ve decided to go in another direction. 

FREAKING ADORABLE 

THEM

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