Curate, connect, and discover
Brain: Greetings. i am The Brain, and this is my assistant, Pinky.
Pinky: *waves* Narf!
Brain: We are two lab mice attempting to take over the world and we invite you to join us in our conquests. Do you accept?
Dr Doofenshmirtz: ... Put these hats on first.
Pinky: Ooo! A fedora! How stylish~ Zort!
Brain: ... Why, may I ask?
Dr Doofenshmirtz: The hats make it feel like I’m with my nemesis, Perry the Platypus.
Brain: Your nemesis is a... platyus? *turns to Pinky* I’m not sure if this is the best partner for us, Pinky.
Pinky: Why not, Brain? He has so many fun fun silly willy inventions to play with! Like this one with all the lights and colors! Naaaaarrrf~ I wonder what this button does!
Doof: NO NO! DON’T TOUCH THAT SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON!
BANG!
Brain: You... you had a self destruct button on your machine?
Doof: Of course! That was the Self-Destruct-Inator!
Brain:...
Doof: ...
Brain: ... We’ve decided to go in another direction.